Weird Al Fight Club!

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Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby Teh Dingo » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:55 am

Al knows a lot of people.

Whether he's sung about them, invited him into his cave, interviewed them.....Al's a very social creature.

But people can be very competitive. And people get bored. And sometimes, there's just no better way to pass the time than to beat the bloody pulp out of one another.


This game works in a "Person Above Me" structure. The person above you proposes a fight between two Al related opponents, you give reason(s) why you think the winner will win.


For instance, if the person above me were to propose a match between CNR vs Coolio, I'd give three good reasons why CNR would win.

#1. He's CNR
#2. We all want to see Coolio get destroyed in a fight
#3. He's CNmothereffinR

And then I'd say Hooded Avenger vs. the Waffle King, or something like that.

You can use any Al related reference. And maybe not even people....maybe you're itching to see Harvey the Wonder Hamster take on the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (Easy: Harvey gnaws through to the center). Get as creative as you want! The ref won't search combatants for foreign objects.....

Have fun! And remember...the first rule about Weird Al Fight Club....well, you know....

Current round: Stanley Spadowski vs. Fred Huggins
in a complicated song does it look like al has no head
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby Killingsworth » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:06 am

Stanley Spadowski

#1. He's proven he can fight and has the strength advantage
#2. Fred Huggins (the kiddie show host) seems to be far too dazed, decrepit and senile to take anyone in a fight.
#3. The Boolies seem like they would gladly watch him die.
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby Yankomaniac » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:49 am

Shouldnt you have picked another opponent for Stanley? or is that the next guys job?
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby Mystik Tomato » Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:23 am

No, it's supposed to be his job to do that.
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby Killingsworth » Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:10 am

sorry, I'm new to this game...

Stanley Spadowski vs. Val Brentwood Gal Spy
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby Yankomaniac » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:26 pm

Val Brentwood Gal Spy

1) She wouldn't take crap from any man!
2) She'd use her excellent sabotage skills
3) She's got attitude, and knows how to fight!

Val Brentwood Gal Spy vs. Noodles MacIntosh
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby BIGAlfan2711 » Wed May 30, 2012 7:59 pm

Noodles Macintosh

1) He can easily head-butt a man in the crotch
2) He can throw his hat as a good distraction for a sneak attack in the rear
3) He's got a camera to use as a weapon, and to film him kicking someone's ass!

Noodles Macintosh vs Lady Gaga
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby Iamabrawler » Thu May 31, 2012 3:11 am

Lady Gaga

1) She could just use her costumes' spikes to sting him, his eyes, or any part of anatomy that can be stung
2) She could probably knock him cold just by wearing her naked dress - wait, no, she doesn't seem to be wearing it.
3) Most likely, if these two things didn't work, she could probably order a futuristic dress à la Iron Man and blast him with all she got.

Lady Gaga VS the Hibachi Dealer
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Come to my houss, don't worraye,
we'll talk about this togeedurr."
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby Killingsworth » Thu May 31, 2012 9:42 am

The Hibachi Dealer

1) Hibachi's could be used to physically burn someone.
2) He may have the ability to summon rabid wolverines or cause car wrecks at any given location.
3) He could at least temporarily blind his opponents

Hibachi Dealer vs some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
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Re: Weird Al Fight Club!

Postby BIGAlfan2711 » Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:20 pm

Some Big, Fat Hermaphrodite with a Flock-of-Seagulls Haircut and Only One Nostril

1) He has the power to steal anyone's lucky, lucky, autographed, glow-in-the-dark snorkel.
2) He can grab you esophagus, chew off eyebrows, and give colonic irrigation.
3) He's got roast phrases, such as "Tough!" and "Make me!"

Some Big, Fat Hermaphrodite with a Flock-of-Seagulls Haircut and Only One Nostril vs. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
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