Scenes From A Hat: Weird Al Style

Post by **Elvis** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:43 pm

Let's move onto a new game, my favorite game in the whole forum.... Scene's From A Hat! This is a game for all members of the forum. What happens is we asked the audience to write down suggestions for things they'd like to see you guys come up with, and we take the good ones and put them in a hat, and pull them out of a hat and have you guys try to come up with something. And we'll try as many of these as we can, and see what we come up with. First one is...

"First drafts of Al songs"

Post by **The Doctor** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:59 pm

[quote=""I Think I'm a Clone Now" ~First Draft~"]
Isn't it strange?
Think I'm working for Darth Vader.
What would my mom say... if only she knew that I was
Part of some diabolical plan
Capture Luke and some hairy man
There on the Death Star late one night
I took a walk around the place and saw that everyone looked a lot like me.

I think I'm a clone now.
There's always someone stealing my laundry.
I think I'm a clone now,
'Cause every Stormtrooper is a Jedi killer.
[/quote]

Yeah... that was.... that was horrible.
I am SO thankful that Al decided to drop the Star Wars theme.

Post by **anthontherun** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:23 pm

This will potentially be the greatest game ever.

Did you know that "Good Old Days" was originally going to be a serious song?

Oh sometimes I think back to when I was younger
life was so much simpler then
Dad would be up at dawn, he'd be watering the lawn
or maybe going fishing again

Oh and mom would be fixing up something in the kitchen
The baking smell would always prevail
and I'd donate my time to do charity work
Volunteering at the church's bake sale

Those were the good ol' days
those were the good ol' days
years go by, but the memories stay
and those were the good ol' days

I still remember good ol' Mr. Fender
who ran the corner grocery store
always strolled down the aisles with a big friendly smile
and he'd say howdy when you walked through the door

Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice
I helped around the store when I could
Oh I'll never forget when I knocked down a display
It was an accident but he understood

let me tell ya 'bout it...
Those were the good ol' days
those were the good ol' days
years go by, but the memories stay
and those were the good ol' days

Do you remember sweet Colleen, she was my high school romance
she was fun to talk to and never mean
so I took her to the homecoming dance
We dated a while, and now I say with a smile
We've been married now 27 years
Our love grows every day in every single way
At the soup kitchens where we both volunteer

I tell ya...
Those were the good ol' days
those were the good ol' days
years go by, but the memories stay
and those were the good ol' days

Post by **Big Spoon** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:16 am

What if Close But No Cigar was telling three real stories of true love?

I thought after all these years of searching around
I'd found my soulmate finally
And then that was confirmed the night that she proopsed to me

Post by **ludovica64** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:29 am

Anth! Thats flippin awesome!

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:19 am

anthontherun @ July 12, 2009 09:23 pm wrote:
Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice
I helped around the store when I could
Oh I'll never forget when I knocked down a display
It was an accident but he understood

Awww!I love that version! :')

Post by **Elvis** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:01 am

Good job. 1000 points each.

"Trivial reasons for Al to post on Twitter"

Post by **Big Spoon** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:20 am

"Just picked up my luggage at baggage claim."

Post by **The Doctor** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:33 am

"Flossed with Suzanne. Yes, we share the same piece of mint-flavored dental-floss."

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:58 am

Cell phone started to ring. Checked my caller ID. It was Cousin Larry calling for the third time today. Wife said, Let it go to voicemail.

*I used all 140 characters*