Kill The Person Above You, Al Style 2.0

Yankomaniac · Post by **Yankomaniac** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:36 pm

*Gave you a nasty infectious paper cut so you're dead

WeirdDana27 · Post by **WeirdDana27** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:02 am

^ Picked up a flamethrower and barbecued you!

Yankomaniac · Post by **Yankomaniac** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:46 am

^Fell off a roof landed right on the lawn face first ..on a rake

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:43 am

^Couldn't watch this:

Yankomaniac wrote:^Fell off a roof landed right on the lawn face first ..on a rake

due to an allergic reaction to bad TV, but watched it anyway and died

WeirdDana27 · Post by **WeirdDana27** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:12 pm

^ Ripped their heart right out of their ribcage with their bare hands and then threw it on the floor and stomped on it

Yankomaniac · Post by **Yankomaniac** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:24 pm

^ Licked all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue. Caught something ..

mellow weasel · Post by **mellow weasel** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:34 pm

Yankomaniac wrote:^ Licked all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue. Caught something ..

I thought you should kill a person above, not commit suicide

^Some aliens from space (they kinda looked like Jamie Farr) sucked out your internal organs from your already dead body.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:04 am

^The duck didn't stop there

Yankomaniac · Post by **Yankomaniac** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:19 pm

^Cut off your arms and legs with a chainsaw. You bled out.

WeirdDana27 · Post by **WeirdDana27** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 7:00 pm

^ Pulled your insides out to see what you ate

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