World of Weird Al Yankovic

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:03 am**

Yes, but he continuously blasts top 40 music "looking for the next big parody"

I wish Al had a tv show again

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Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:07 am**

Granted, but it flops and lasts for one episode only.

I wish Al was the biggest pop star alive and everyone liked him.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:41 am**

Granted, but he ends up trying to parody his own music which in turn causes the universe to implode.

I wish Al would host SNL.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:11 am**

Granted, but Victoria Jackson makes a cameo appearance.

I wish Al touched upon Hozier's "Take Me To Church."

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:24 am**

Granted, but he has another feud with Hozier similar to the one he had with Coolio about the parody.

I wish VIP/Czar tickets were cheaper.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:37 am**

Granted, but now they're only one dollar cheaper.

I wish that I could brush Al's hair.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:40 am**

Granted, but it gets all frizzy and messy and he gets angry at you for messing up his hair.

I wish my hair was as curly as Al's.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:42 am**

Granted, but everyone thinks you're Kenny G.

I wish that Weird Al could guest star on The Big Bang Theory.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:49 am**

Granted, but that much nerdiness in one place will cause a black hole on set.

I wish I could polish Al's accordions.

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:54 am**

Granted, but you accidentally ruin one and he fires you.

I wish I could go to Al's house and take a lap around it on his Segway.

Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0