Granted, but as the episode ends, the batteries fall out of Al's remote and he has to watch "The Brady Bunch."
I wish Al hadn't spilled that Frapuccino in his lap.
Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, but Al slips on a Banana peel and crushes Harvey The Wonder Hamster
I wish twerking moves in line at the DMV wasn't considered tacky
I wish twerking moves in line at the DMV wasn't considered tacky
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, it's now considered a felony instead.
I wish Al's wife had gone to the ATM that day before they went to the drive-thru.
I wish Al's wife had gone to the ATM that day before they went to the drive-thru.
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, but she forgets her PIN number and the ATM eats her card.
I wish fourteen wasn't such a stupid number.
I wish fourteen wasn't such a stupid number.
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, but now 27 is a stupid number.
I wish Al's Hewlett Packard printer worked better than just kinda.
I wish Al's Hewlett Packard printer worked better than just kinda.
Is my dude a dweeb?
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, but it's now an artificially intelligent super printer (patent pending), and it's just gone rogue.
I wish Colorado didn't look so much like Wyoming.
I wish Colorado didn't look so much like Wyoming.
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, but Colorado now looks so much like New Jersey that tourism sharply declines and somehow recreational marijuana is recriminalized thanks to a chain of events set in motion by Chris Christie.
I wish I had a reason to sue Ben Affleck.
I wish I had a reason to sue Ben Affleck.
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, but you lose the lawsuit.
I wish I knew how to play the accordion.
I wish I knew how to play the accordion.
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, but you know how to play it poorly.
I wish I could give Al a hug.
I wish I could give Al a hug.
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Re: Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0
Granted, but he's sweaty and smelly when he hugs you.
I wish that Al would serenade me on my birthday.
I wish that Al would serenade me on my birthday.
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