What If Al Was One Of Us?

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Okay now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with this awesome scripture
And Peggy

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This thread is really creepy...

So very thankful that Al isn't a gospel parodist.
I couldn't tell a dirt clod from a plate of caviar.

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It might be Wiccans and it might be Hindus
Or maybe it's something like the Buddhists or Jews
Father, son, holy ghost, Christ appeared in my toast
It's still biblical to me

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If Al converted to Catholicism, he could do a song about the different musical parts of the Mass and call it "It's All About the Requiem".

And then maybe this:

Fasting Diet. (Diet!)
Giving up eating for Lent.
Fasting Diet. (Diet!)
I'm starving myself to repent.
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So pray in the place where you live
Again you're born
Think about salvation
Wonder why you haven't before

Now pray in the place where you work
It's the best
Think about going to Heaven
Wonder why you haven't before

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Gonna tell you a story
'bout Mary and Joe
Couple kids on a journey
While Mary was preggo

Mary starts givin' birth
So they need a place to stay
But all the inns in the neighborhood
Well, they all turned them away! Oh yeah....

You know they've really paid their dues.
I said, "Hey, Holy Mama...
They got them Bethlehem blues!"
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avesjohn wrote:So pray in the place where you live
Again you're born
Think about salvation
Wonder why you haven't before

Now pray in the place where you work
It's the best
Think about going to Heaven
Wonder why you haven't before
If you are confused, check with your God
Carry a Bible to help you along
Your feet are going to take you to church
A priest is there to help with your search

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I pray to Jesus seven times a day
He totally washed my sins away!
He is the Way...
Eternal Life!

When I stop breathing
And you think I'm dead
Don't worry, I know there's more ahead!
That's what I said:
Eternal Life!

Sa-tan will try to corrupt you
And then drag you to Hell.
But I've got the Good Lord on my side
My afterlife'll be pretty swell!

So have you heard the excellent good news
About that cool King of the Jews?
He died for me and all of youse.
Eternal Life!
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Took my baby to the Church picnic.
I was prayin' like a maniac
And Peggy

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Gotta Bible in my fingers and I can't pray too much!

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