World of Weird Al Yankovic

High above the murky clouds
There lives the Jesus Christ dude
His policy is first to die
And then tell you he is food
Although his existence may seem doubtful
I really wouldn't knock it
He'd never wear a shirt that has
WWJD on the pocket

Big Spoon @ November 23, 2008 09:00 pm wrote: What songs are those from, Jeremy?

They're from "Carnival of the Animals: Part 2." The first one is the unicorn, the second is the poodle, and the third is the alligator.

The life of the Devil is one long sick joke
He waits around waiting for something to croak
And then makes his carcass dance round on hot fire
Makes me think whoever made up that crap's a liar

I'd tell you a story about Jesus Christ
But right at the moment, I'd rather get lice

God sat alone on a cloud in the sky
His son was Jesus, what a great guy
Ruling everything from his domain
He wants to keep us all tame

He's God, he's God, he's God
Our Heavenly Lord

avesjohn wrote:God Enough For Now

?

Oh I couldn't live a single day without you
Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, Jesus, you're the greatest
Well, at any rate, I guess you're pretty good
Now it seems to me, I'm relatively lucky
I know I probably couldn't ask for too much more
I honestly can say you're an above-average Messiah
You're almost just what I've been looking for

You're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the Savior that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really, but you're God enough for now

You're pretty close to what I've always hoped for
That's why my love for you is fairly strong
And I swear, I'm never gonna leave you, Jesus
At least 'til something better comes along

'Cause you're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the Savior that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really, but you're God enough for now
No, not really, but you're God enough for now

Your faith choice is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
You'd better meet up with Mother Superior
If you don't want to burn in hell for all eternity

I saw Him turn water into wine
I saw Him feed a million people
I saw Him walk on water
I saw Him preach from a Steeple

God is my answer, my answer to everything
Which is why I'll probably do very poorly on the written part of my science test

One time I'm pretty sure Mr. Jesus Christ was in the very next pew