What If Al Was One Of Us?

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I was just watching the Christian Rock Hard episode of South Park and came up with this idea for a game:

Al's given up on comedy music and decided to go with Christian Rock. However, he's feeling lazy and doesn't feel like writing new songs. So he just takes the lyrics to his old songs, and adds various things about Jesus into them. Post your own versions (full songs or singular verses) of those here.

Nature Trail To Church

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you,
The most touching film to hit the screen.
There's an atheist maniac who finds a Priest,
And they have a fight in every scene.
Please try and convert your friends.
Don't be blasphemous
You sure won't want to miss the epic

Nature trail to church
Nature trail to church
Nature trail to church
On Sunday
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(Okay, that was pretty bad, but I wrote it in about five seconds.)
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They see me reading my bible
I know they're all thinking he's white & preachin'

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Late at night you're lonely
You're craving some comfort
Let Christ be the one that you call
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lookie here people, listen to my story, a little story bout a man named Christ

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*laughs head off*
Ah, man, I cant think of anything.... Great topic idea, i wish I could think of something funny...
Oh snap!

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A man of the cloth, so penitent and blessed.
He trips over the bibles piled up at his vestible.
But satan's lurking, so he's always on his guard.
'Cause if you're gonna pray, you better pray hard.

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I got 99 problems but BTD ain't one.

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Post by Jigawatt »

:lol:

Well, you can't take my Lord away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the heathens attack us tonight
I'll pray their brains out with my New Testament
That ought to teach them all that they should repent
Now I'm Jesus happy, Jesus happy every day


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Post by JEDM »

What is this book all about?
Can figure any of these scriptures out
How does it help me with my life, and my son, and my dog and my wife

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We all have bibles
So come on, let's pray
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Gee, I'm with God

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