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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:39 am
by LadyKatia
Only while stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Why does Al ride on a tour bus?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:18 am
by Orthography Enthusiast
LadyKatia @ Oct 5 2004, 04:39 AM wrote:
Why does Al ride on a tour bus?
He said, "I really like your snaggletooth necklace.
Your pants are groovy, and your hair's okay.
But, man, that car of yours is so uncool.
Like wow, I'm sorry, but we towed it away!"
What is it that makes Al's pants so groovy?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:52 am
by LadyKatia
Orthography Enthusiast @ Oct 5 2004, 01:18 AM wrote:
What is it that makes Al's pants so groovy?
Because he's wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream.
Why did Al lose on Jeopardy?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:13 am
by Akrovak
LadyKatia @ Oct 5 2004, 01:52 AM wrote:
Why did Al lose on Jeopardy?
He never showed up, because his horoscope said ...
"If I were you, Id lock my doors and windows and never never never never never
leave my house again."
What did he do while stuck in the house?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:27 am
by LadyKatia
He was wearing feather boas with sequins and chiffon.
Where did he go when he finally left the house?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:30 am
by Akrovak
He took his family to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
What form of transportation did they use to get there?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:53 am
by LadyKatia
...a solid gold Cadillac.
What fuel source did he use?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:06 am
by Akrovak
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
When he finally got there, what did he do?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:09 am
by LadyKatia
He checked into his room and he turned down the A/C
and he turned on the SpectraVision
What movie was playing?
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:11 am
by Akrovak
Gandhi II.
And he was surprised to see who in the lead role?