Censored Al Lyrics

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This is a fun game I'm stealing from "The Jimmy Kimmel Show" and the Blackadder forum. As we all know, the FCC is out of control these days, censoring things that don't even need to be censored. This is a game that pokes fun at censoring, while also having some fun messing with Al's lyrics.

It's easy! Take a lyric from an Al song, and replace certain words with the :censored: emoticon. When you read it back, it should allow for imaginative interpretations of the lyrics! :lol:

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Fat wrote: Your :censored: is wide.  Well, mine is :censored:  Just watch your :censored: or I'll :censored: on you!
Yoda wrote: Well, Obi-Wan he :censored: me straight, of course.  He said go :censored: Yoda and he'll show you the :censored: .
I Remember Larry wrote:   Hey, do you :censored: that guy, Larry next door.  Well, he always was the neighborhood :censored: .  Like that time he pulled my :censored: off and he took those :censored: pictures and posted :censored: all over town.
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Good idea!

(From Yoda)
I met him in a  :censored:  down in  :censored: where it  :censored: all the time like a giant  Carbonated :censored:.
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The Saga Begins wrote: A long, long :censored: ago,
In a :censored: far away,
Naboo was under an :censored:.
And I thought me and Qui-Gon :censored:
Could :censored: the Federation in
To maybe :censored: ing them a little :censored:.

But their response it :censored::censored::censored:
They :censored: the :censored: and tried to kill us.
We escaped form that :censored:
And met Jar-:censored: and Boss :censored:

Part 2 coming up ---
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Part 2 ...
The Saga Begins wrote: We took a :censored: from the :censored:
And we went to Theed to :censored: the queen.
We all :censored: ed up on Tatooine,
That's where we :censored: this boy ...

Oh, my, my, this :censored: Anakin guy
May be :censored: someday :censored:, now he's just a :censored::censored:
And he left his :censored: and kissed his :censored: goodbye,
Saying, "Soon I'm gonna be a :censored:,
Soon I'm gonna be a :censored:!"

Ooohhh ... I feel so dirty .... :oo :S


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Dr. Dad: :lol:

Hilarious.
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Ode to a Superhero wrote:   Poor Peter Parker was :censored:.  Couldn't have been any :censored:.  Mary Jane still wouldn't :censored: him, even if his :censored: was on fire. 

But then one day, he went to that :censored: fair, that :censored: spider :censored: down.  Oh, and now Peter :censored: over everyone's :censored: and he's :censored: all over town. 

:censored: us a web, you're the Spider-Man, :censored: us a web tonight.  Oh, we all sure could use us a :censored: now, and there's evil :censored:-ers to :censored:
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Let me :censored: your hog.
Let me :censored: your hog, now.
Snort, snort
I :censored: baby, baby baby, baby.
Baby, baby, baby baby,
Baby, baby, baby baby...
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I wanna :censored: your lover, baby.
I need somebody to :censored:
I said I just wanna :censored: your lover, baby
I need somebody to :censored:
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(My Bologna)
Oh my little hungry :censored:, hungry :censored:, open up a package of my :censored:! Ooh I think the :censored: is done, :censored: is done, top it with a little of my :censored:

..is THAT the lyric?
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Gotta :censored:.
Gotta :censored:.
Gotta :censored:.
Gotta :censored:.
I gotta :censored:! (Gotta :censored:)
I gotta :censored:! (Gotta :censored:)
I gotta :censored:! (Gotta :censored:)
Gotta :censored: on my :censored:,
And I can't :censored: it off!
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