Censored Al Lyrics

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Elvis wrote: I saw a stripper kiss a :censored:,
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
I think you censored the wrong word in that one. :D

Here, I'll try:

I can help when your :censored: sticks (heh?)
There is nothing in the world I can't :censored: (yeah)
I do :censored:, I do :censored:, I do :censored:
Call me, I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks
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My belly's covered with :censored: crust.
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Stick in your :censored: ( :censored: )
:censored: it when you're ready.
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And soon you've got black :censored: comin' 'cross the :censored:
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Some priest got drunk and stole a circus zebra
And he trained it to massage his :censored:
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But all your *censored* are antique
Your :censored: too weak
You got an :censored: full of dry rot
Because your :censored: sprung a leak
Your :censored: is starting to reek
Your :censored:x2 really squeak
But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique
Now let me :censored: dat, :censored: dat and screw dat, screw dat...
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:censored: dat, :censored: dat, and :censored: dat :censored: dat
any random :censored: you got well I can :censored: dat :censored: dat
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Yup. wrote:any random :censored: you got well I can :censored: dat :censored: dat
Or maybe I'll just :censored: your :censored: for fun
I got 99 problems but a :censored: ain't one
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Where anyone on the street will gladly shave your :censored: for a nickel... Wakka wakka doo doo yeah!!

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I wanna :censored: you like an :gaga:
I wanna :w u from the inside
I wanna :censored: you like an :cat:
My whole existence is :foil:
U get me :angel:
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