Which song is the worst?

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Worst Song

Callin' In Sick
0
No votes
Let Me Be Your Hog
1
7%
I'm So Sick Of You
0
No votes
Such A Groovy Guy
0
No votes
Since You've Been Gone
0
No votes
Syndicated INC.
0
No votes
Generic Blues
1
7%
Mr. Popeil
1
7%
Velvet Elvis
0
No votes
Fun Zone
0
No votes
I Remember Larry
0
No votes
Cavity Search
0
No votes
She Was A Mime
2
13%
Jackson Park Express
0
No votes
Party At The Leper Colony
0
No votes
Buckingham Blues
0
No votes
The Chick Is In The Mail
0
No votes
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
0
No votes
Everything You Know Is Wrong
0
No votes
Twister
2
13%
That Boy Could Dance
2
13%
Talk Soup
1
7%
Isle Thing
1
7%
Airline Amy
1
7%
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
0
No votes
Gotta Boogie
3
20%
Cable TV
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 15

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Which song is the worst?

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I have taken Al's top 27 worst selling songs on iTunes (from worst to best). I want to know what Al's worst song of all time is. (I like most of these songs) My personal least favorite song in Al's catalog is Traffic Jam.

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I went with That Boy Could Dance, but a few years ago we did a Worst Song Tournament and the final two were "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" and "Gotta Boogie".
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TMBJon wrote:I went with That Boy Could Dance, but a few years ago we did a Worst Song Tournament and the final two were "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" and "Gotta Boogie".
I went with She Was A Mime cuz it's to long and it has bad lyrics. I might do a best song poll based on iTunes.

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Toothless People isn't on this list? :F

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It was removed from everyone's memory

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By the way, "The CHICK Is In The Mail"? :lol:
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Sappho wrote:By the way, "The CHICK Is In The Mail"? :lol:
I forgot Al did that song about a mail-order bride. :think:
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There's a huge difference between "worst" and "least commercially viable". Like, of course Let Me Be Your Hog is one of the worst selling, it's 17 seconds long and you'd have to be a complete idiot to spend $1.69 on that when there's 5 songs on the same album that are 10 times as long for the same price.

It also stands to reason why there's nothing from Alpocalypse on there, the Internet Leaks experiment would have driven sales numbers up for each single that wouldn't necessarily have done quite as well had it been released on the complete album.
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Who the hell voted for Hog?
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Mystik Tomato wrote:There's a huge difference between "worst" and "least commercially viable". Like, of course Let Me Be Your Hog is one of the worst selling, it's 17 seconds long and you'd have to be a complete idiot to spend $1.69 on that when there's 5 songs on the same album that are 10 times as long for the same price.

It also stands to reason why there's nothing from Alpocalypse on there, the Internet Leaks experiment would have driven sales numbers up for each single that wouldn't necessarily have done quite as well had it been released on the complete album.
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