Which song is the worst?
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Which song is the worst?
I have taken Al's top 27 worst selling songs on iTunes (from worst to best). I want to know what Al's worst song of all time is. (I like most of these songs) My personal least favorite song in Al's catalog is Traffic Jam.
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Re: Which song is the worst?
I went with That Boy Could Dance, but a few years ago we did a Worst Song Tournament and the final two were "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" and "Gotta Boogie".
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I went with She Was A Mime cuz it's to long and it has bad lyrics. I might do a best song poll based on iTunes.TMBJon wrote:I went with That Boy Could Dance, but a few years ago we did a Worst Song Tournament and the final two were "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" and "Gotta Boogie".
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Re: Which song is the worst?
It was removed from everyone's memory
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I forgot Al did that song about a mail-order bride.Sappho wrote:By the way, "The CHICK Is In The Mail"?

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Re: Which song is the worst?
There's a huge difference between "worst" and "least commercially viable". Like, of course Let Me Be Your Hog is one of the worst selling, it's 17 seconds long and you'd have to be a complete idiot to spend $1.69 on that when there's 5 songs on the same album that are 10 times as long for the same price.
It also stands to reason why there's nothing from Alpocalypse on there, the Internet Leaks experiment would have driven sales numbers up for each single that wouldn't necessarily have done quite as well had it been released on the complete album.
It also stands to reason why there's nothing from Alpocalypse on there, the Internet Leaks experiment would have driven sales numbers up for each single that wouldn't necessarily have done quite as well had it been released on the complete album.
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Who the hell voted for Hog?
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Re: Which song is the worst?
All the songs on UHF are $1.29 where I liveMystik Tomato wrote:There's a huge difference between "worst" and "least commercially viable". Like, of course Let Me Be Your Hog is one of the worst selling, it's 17 seconds long and you'd have to be a complete idiot to spend $1.69 on that when there's 5 songs on the same album that are 10 times as long for the same price.
It also stands to reason why there's nothing from Alpocalypse on there, the Internet Leaks experiment would have driven sales numbers up for each single that wouldn't necessarily have done quite as well had it been released on the complete album.