Who's the bigger jerk?

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Which character is the biggest jerk?

"Trapped In The Drive-Thru" guy
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"If That Isn't Love" guy
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65%
Other song character (Explain below)
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35%
 
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Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby Elvis » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:32 am

Which "Al" is the biggest jerk?

"Trapped In The Drive-Thru" guy - Tells his wife to whip up some dinner. Tells his wife "no" repeatedly when she asks to go out to dinner then takes her to the drive-thru of fast food restaurant after she suggests a high price restaurant and nice chain restaurant. Yells at the guy behind him for having his bright lights on. Screams at his wife for not ordering her usual meal. Tells the woman taking his order she's probably not bright. Asks his wife to pay and when they don't have enough money, cancels her food order.

"If That Isn't Love" guy - Lets his girl warm her hands in his butt crack instead of somewhere more suitable. Makes his girl clean the gutters while he holds the ladder. Leaves only a tiny bit of milk. Forgets her name. Tells her she looks fat. Leaves dirty bath water in the tub. Doesn't help her lift heavy objects. Pretends his girl is someone else when they make out.

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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby Killingsworth » Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:44 am

I voted for the "If That Isn't Love" guy. At least with "Drive Thru" I get the sense that this was an isolated incident with this couple. "If That Isn't Love seems to be spanning an entire inexplicable relationship.
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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby Big Spoon » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:19 am

The guy in I Was Only Kidding. Yeah, it's funny. But it's still a dick move.
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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby avesjohn » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:13 am

Running out of ideas for polls, are we?

(I voted for the "If That Isn't Love" guy.)
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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby Muppetboy09 » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:24 pm

I Was Only Kidding, by far. In general, the guy in If That Isn't Love just doesn't know what love is, he is not trying to be mean. And TITDT, he just comes across as incompetent.
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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby Kevbo1987 » Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:22 pm

The "If That Isn't Love" guy is the bigger jerk. He not only treats his girlfriend/wife like crap, but he also seems to have some sort of twisted superiority complex about it. He treats her terribly, but insists that what he's doing is actually the best way to show that he loves her. What a jackass.
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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby Teh Dingo » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:07 pm

avesjohn wrote:Running out of ideas for polls, are we?




Oh, we can go MUCH deeper than this!!!! :P
in a complicated song does it look like al has no head
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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby avesjohn » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:19 am

Teh Dingo wrote:
avesjohn wrote:Running out of ideas for polls, are we?




Oh, we can go MUCH deeper than this!!!! :P


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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby Teh Dingo » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:04 am

That's the spirit! :P
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Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Postby tomatochives » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:23 am

What about "Confessions Part III"? :devil:
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