Who's the bigger jerk?

Place your polls here! And if you know a nice Weird Al game, go play it here!

Moderator: Moderators

Which character is the biggest jerk?

"Trapped In The Drive-Thru" guy
0
No votes
"If That Isn't Love" guy
17
65%
Other song character (Explain below)
9
35%
 
Total votes: 26

User avatar
Elvis
Be jealous.
Posts: 16296
Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2001 2:00 am
Awards: Best Admin
Location: Palace of Wisdom
Contact:

Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by Elvis »

Which "Al" is the biggest jerk?

"Trapped In The Drive-Thru" guy - Tells his wife to whip up some dinner. Tells his wife "no" repeatedly when she asks to go out to dinner then takes her to the drive-thru of fast food restaurant after she suggests a high price restaurant and nice chain restaurant. Yells at the guy behind him for having his bright lights on. Screams at his wife for not ordering her usual meal. Tells the woman taking his order she's probably not bright. Asks his wife to pay and when they don't have enough money, cancels her food order.

"If That Isn't Love" guy - Lets his girl warm her hands in his butt crack instead of somewhere more suitable. Makes his girl clean the gutters while he holds the ladder. Leaves only a tiny bit of milk. Forgets her name. Tells her she looks fat. Leaves dirty bath water in the tub. Doesn't help her lift heavy objects. Pretends his girl is someone else when they make out.

Dave
UFLM! Unverified Fan Lives Matter!

User avatar
Killingsworth
Off The Deep End
Posts: 2904
Joined: Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:22 am

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by Killingsworth »

I voted for the "If That Isn't Love" guy. At least with "Drive Thru" I get the sense that this was an isolated incident with this couple. "If That Isn't Love seems to be spanning an entire inexplicable relationship.
Life is a bowl of three-legged salamanders swimming around in an infinite ocean of strawberry jello...

User avatar
Big Spoon
Welp.
Posts: 28054
Joined: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:44 pm
Awards: - Most Dedicated Non-Spoiler (2007)
- Best GC Thread (2010)
- Best TTR Skit (2010)
- Outstanding Achievement In Fan Parody (Recorded), Shared With The Rest Of The Minor Celebrities (2015)
Location: Pacific Palisades, CA
Contact:

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by Big Spoon »

The guy in I Was Only Kidding. Yeah, it's funny. But it's still a dick move.
And Peggy

User avatar
avesjohn
Obsessed
Posts: 1455
Joined: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:51 am
Location: California

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by avesjohn »

Running out of ideas for polls, are we?

(I voted for the "If That Isn't Love" guy.)

User avatar
Muppetboy09
Obsessed
Posts: 1709
Joined: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:32 pm
Awards: Best Emoticon (Animated)
Best Emoticon (Non Animated)
Best New Member (2010-2013)
Contact:

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by Muppetboy09 »

I Was Only Kidding, by far. In general, the guy in If That Isn't Love just doesn't know what love is, he is not trying to be mean. And TITDT, he just comes across as incompetent.
"Be the climate, not the weather." -Al Yankovic

User avatar
Kevbo1987
Deliriously Dedicated
Posts: 13307
Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:25 pm
Location: Cleveland, OH
Contact:

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by Kevbo1987 »

The "If That Isn't Love" guy is the bigger jerk. He not only treats his girlfriend/wife like crap, but he also seems to have some sort of twisted superiority complex about it. He treats her terribly, but insists that what he's doing is actually the best way to show that he loves her. What a jackass.

User avatar
Teh Dingo
Be jealous.
Posts: 24275
Joined: Tue Apr 22, 2003 3:19 am
Awards: YOU'RE EITHER PANTSLESS OR YOU'RE AGAINST US
Location: Parts Unknown
Contact:

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by Teh Dingo »

avesjohn wrote:Running out of ideas for polls, are we?

Oh, we can go MUCH deeper than this!!!! :P
You have quickly thought up such matchless phrase?

User avatar
avesjohn
Obsessed
Posts: 1455
Joined: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:51 am
Location: California

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by avesjohn »

Teh Dingo wrote:
avesjohn wrote:Running out of ideas for polls, are we?

Oh, we can go MUCH deeper than this!!!! :P
Challenge accepted!

User avatar
Teh Dingo
Be jealous.
Posts: 24275
Joined: Tue Apr 22, 2003 3:19 am
Awards: YOU'RE EITHER PANTSLESS OR YOU'RE AGAINST US
Location: Parts Unknown
Contact:

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by Teh Dingo »

That's the spirit! :P
You have quickly thought up such matchless phrase?

User avatar
tomatochives
Die-hard Fan
Posts: 417
Joined: Sun Jun 15, 2014 5:34 pm

Re: Who's the bigger jerk?

Post by tomatochives »

What about "Confessions Part III"? :devil:

Post Reply