Weird Superheroes

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tomatochives
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Weird Superheroes

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This is inspired by comedian Stephen Lynch's song "Superhero"

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Come on, kids! Let's make up some f***ing Weird Al superheroes!!

(Rhyming Pattern: AABBAA)

If I could be a superhero, I would be Captain Spam
The product of radioactive waste, and mystery meat from a can
I'd trap criminals in my big metal tin
While keeping the flavor and nutrients in
I'd dish out the justice like honey-baked ham
'Cause I would be Captain Spam

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Just shout one out, I don't give a smurf!

If I could be a superhero, I would be Germ-Free Boy
Telling the world of the evils of germs. My mission? To seek and destroy!
With Lysol and moist towelettes by my side
I'd make sure that every last one of them died
As they'd fester away I would squeal with joy
'Cause I would be Germ-Free Boy
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If I could be super, I'd be Pentiums guy.
Newbie by my side, I'd be letting the keys fly!
No-one with slow Internet, I'd make sure of that,
And when I was done, I'd make a million flat!
"First of all, I don't particularly MIND the rabid wolverine in my underwear...."

"I was not shocked by the power of the Internet," he said. "I was counting on it."

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yank wrote: No-one with slow Internet, I'd make sure of that,
That will be the UK in 2020.

Take a look at me, I'm White And Nerdy
Got my Star Wars books - here, ya wanna borrow them?
I'm too cool for school, I know Pi to a thousand places
And want to know what my ultimate power is?

Nerd Power!

isn't that catchy and doesn't rhyme but hey it works
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//heds

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