Nightmare Album XII

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Which is the worst 12th track?

Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
3
11%
Spam
7
25%
Bohemian Polka
3
11%
The Night Santa Went Crazy
1
4%
Albuquerque
0
No votes
Genius In France
3
11%
Don't Download This Song
0
No votes
Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
10
36%
Jackson Park Express
1
4%
 
Total votes: 28

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Nightmare Album XII

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I really hesitate to do this, considering the fates of the previous two hosts of Nightmare Album. But this is the last round so I don't really have anything to lose.
Let's pick the last track on this album. I'll even add in JPX.

1. Living with a Hernia
2. Gandhi II
3. I Can't Watch This
4. The Weird Al Show Theme
5. I Was Only Kidding
6. George of the Jungle
7. Let Me Be Your Hog
8. Toothless People
9. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
10. The Plumbing Song
11. Waffle King
12. ?????
13. Bite Me
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*bans TMBJon*

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Shouldn't there technically be a poll for "Bite Me" vs. "Ball of Twine?" I know, I know, but for the sake of fairness?
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No, but only because JEDM did not have a poll for Twine Ball on the Dream Album thread.
Also, Bite Me is actually a track 12 (well, technically it's part of a track 11), but I just figured it would be cool to add onto the end.
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Gotcha. I forgot OTDE only had 11 songs.
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I just changed my vote from Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me to... :ham:

Even though I like :ham: , if we're trying to make the worst Weird Al album possible, it would be funny to end it with a short food parody rather than one of the other "epic" album closers.
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I voted for Genius in France and I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who doesn't care for it. I appreciate the Zappa homage, but it's not as funny to me as other long songs and I can't ever bring myself to stick with it. The only other song I would have considered voting for is Bohemian Polka, just because it's a notch below other polkas for the simple fact of not being a medley. I understand why Al did it, and it's one of the few songs out there that could work for the concept, but it's not something I can listen to repeatedly.

It speaks to the strength of the Track 12s that the "winner" of this poll is almost certainly the highlight of this terrible, terrible album.
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Waffle King is on this Album?How dare you! :P

I like the Plumbing Song and I Was Only Kidding,too.
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I'm going to call this race at the exact one week mark.
It's a tight race between :ham: and Stop Forwarding This Crap To Me!
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This doesn't have a polka yet. Even an imaginary, intentionally poor compilation album should have ONE polka on it. :P
Besides, "Bohemian Polka" has always been my least favorite.
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