Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers 2.0

[joseyklein]

no, his bald brother takes over every now and then.

Do you think, now that the twin towers are gone, that there is a real Christmas At Ground Zero?

[JCM]

Too soon.

Will Osama bin Laden's death mark the end of Al's musical influence?

[giantlobsterrobot]

Quite the opposite! Al has already begun recording songs for a six song E.P. inspired by Osama's death.

Who autographed Al's lucky lucky glow-in-the-dark snorkel?

[joseyklein]

He did

Did Al really sneak in a parody of Prince with Traffic Jam?

[JCM]

No, Traffic Jam snuck in a parody of Prince with Al.

How many accordions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[joseyklein]

Thats a trick question you bastard!!

How many twinkie wiener sandwiches does it take to make your head explode just like scanners?

[JCM]

Bastard is not a nice word.

Does Weird Al have a twin brother?

[joseyklein]

Well he has mentioned his evil twin... you know, the one that doesn't wear glasses or a mustache.

Do you think Al really gave his wife that Dutch Oven??

[JCM]

No. Everyone knows that the Dutch still cook their food over wildfires.

Is Suzanne in it for the money?

[joseyklein]

No, she just likes Al's Twinkie Wiener Sandwich so much......

Does Al do that one song?