Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

[Annie27]

Granted, but he's sleeping for the ten minutes.

I wish Wren will have a good time tomorrow at the concert!

[BullMoose]

Granted! But he forgets about it pretty quickly...

I wish I could sit down and have a chit-chat with Al.

[Yup.]

Granted, but it's only for about 30 seconds before he gets an unexpected call to have to leave.

I wish I could go to another concert this year.

[BullMoose]

Granted, but he only plays Radio Radio all night...

I wish I could see another concert of his this year, too!

[Annie27]

Granted, but during Tacky Al trips on the cord, and breaks his nose, so the concert is cancelled.

I wish Al would release a single as soon as the tour is over.

[minnick27]

Granted, but it's a serious song announcing his retirement called "Thank You, I Love You All. Goodnight."

I wish there were a line of Fatman action figures

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[TMBJon]

I wish there were a line of Fatman action figures

This wish is... NOT GRANTED!!!!

The genie explains that he's sick of granting all these wishes, and he's experiencing a lot of self-doubt after corrupting nearly every single wish for years, over the course of two topics. He heads back into his lamp, vowing to never grant a wish on this forum again.

[Yankomaniac]

What the hell took him so long?

[avesjohn]

What the hell took him so long?

I wish we had an answer to that question.

[yank]

I know. After depriving Al of sleep, blowing him up in a foreign country, and having him bite his own tongue off, it is time for the genie to retire.

--So is this topic officially locked?