Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

[Yup.]

Granted, but you lose control and drive the segway right into his pool.

I wish I could pet Al's hair like a dog.

[TinCopperBat]

Granted, but then he chews up your favourite shoes.

I wish that Al would wear the cone bra.

[KatrinatheGood]

Granted, but Rubén gets jealous and quits the band.

I wish they would play Hardware live, just once.

[Annie27]

Granted, but Al tries to do the bridge and his head explodes.

I wish Al was friends with me.

[TinCopperBat]

Granted, but now he keeps calling you on the phone whenever you're trying to sleep.

I wish that Al won So You Think You Can Dance by doing the Boneless Boy Dance.

[Annie27]

Granted, but he's so successful as a dancer he quits being Weird Al.

I wish Al's parents were still alive.

[Yup.]

Granted.
That's it, no downside.

I wish I had as much love for Poodles as Al does.

[TinCopperBat]

Granted, but now you have 27 of them in your bedroom.

I wish Al would give me a good back massage.

[KatrinatheGood]

Granted, but Al's hands cramp up and he has to give up the accordion...forever.

I wish I had a Twinkie wiener sandwich.

[Yup.]

Granted, but then you get addicted and dedicate your entire life to eating Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches.

I wish I could spend like 10 minutes with Al.