What If Al Was One Of Us?

Post by **Big Spoon** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:58 pm

Okay now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with this awesome scripture

Post by **TMBJon** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:58 pm

This thread is really creepy...

So very thankful that Al isn't a gospel parodist.

tomatochives · Post by **tomatochives** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 2:28 am

It might be Wiccans and it might be Hindus
Or maybe it's something like the Buddhists or Jews
Father, son, holy ghost, Christ appeared in my toast
It's still biblical to me

mrmeadows · Post by **mrmeadows** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:17 pm

If Al converted to Catholicism, he could do a song about the different musical parts of the Mass and call it "It's All About the Requiem".

And then maybe this:

Fasting Diet. (Diet!)
Giving up eating for Lent.
Fasting Diet. (Diet!)
I'm starving myself to repent.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:58 am

So pray in the place where you live
Again you're born
Think about salvation
Wonder why you haven't before

Now pray in the place where you work
It's the best
Think about going to Heaven
Wonder why you haven't before

mrmeadows · Post by **mrmeadows** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:43 am

Gonna tell you a story
'bout Mary and Joe
Couple kids on a journey
While Mary was preggo

Mary starts givin' birth
So they need a place to stay
But all the inns in the neighborhood
Well, they all turned them away! Oh yeah....

You know they've really paid their dues.
I said, "Hey, Holy Mama...
They got them Bethlehem blues!"

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:13 am

avesjohn wrote:So pray in the place where you live
Again you're born
Think about salvation
Wonder why you haven't before

Now pray in the place where you work
It's the best
Think about going to Heaven
Wonder why you haven't before

If you are confused, check with your God
Carry a Bible to help you along
Your feet are going to take you to church
A priest is there to help with your search

mrmeadows · Post by **mrmeadows** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:40 pm

I pray to Jesus seven times a day
He totally washed my sins away!
He is the Way...
Eternal Life!

When I stop breathing
And you think I'm dead
Don't worry, I know there's more ahead!
That's what I said:
Eternal Life!

Sa-tan will try to corrupt you
And then drag you to Hell.
But I've got the Good Lord on my side
My afterlife'll be pretty swell!

So have you heard the excellent good news
About that cool King of the Jews?
He died for me and all of youse.
Eternal Life!

Post by **Big Spoon** » Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:43 am

Took my baby to the Church picnic.
I was prayin' like a maniac

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:10 am

Gotta Bible in my fingers and I can't pray too much!

World of Weird Al Yankovic

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