What If Al Was One Of Us?

Post by **TMBJon** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:30 am

avesjohn wrote:One time I'm pretty sure Mr. Jesus Christ was in the very next pew

He was praying to himself?? Or was this in a synagogue?

Post by **Big Spoon** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:58 am

And we sang all night to the best hymn ever
We knew every Verse, now I can't remember
I think it went Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord
I think it went Lord, Lorde, Lord Lord

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 7:37 am

TMBJon wrote:
avesjohn wrote:One time I'm pretty sure Mr. Jesus Christ was in the very next pew
He was praying to himself?? Or was this in a synagogue?

Whatever, man, I'm trying to be creative here.

mellow weasel · Post by **mellow weasel** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:53 am

TMBJon wrote:
avesjohn wrote:One time I'm pretty sure Mr. Jesus Christ was in the very next pew
He was praying to himself?? Or was this in a synagogue?

He was making a call to his dad

Anyway, what does the name of this topic mean...? When I first saw it, I thought there was some theories about Al being one of WOWAY members

Post by **anthontherun** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:05 am

mellow weasel wrote: Anyway, what does the name of this topic mean...? When I first saw it, I thought there was some theories about Al being one of WOWAY members

It's a reference to this song:

Youtube

mellow weasel · Post by **mellow weasel** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:24 am

anthontherun wrote: It's a reference to this song:

Oh... I know the song, but I guess I never paid attention to the lyrics, or maybe I didn't know English yet the last time I heard it

tomatochives · Post by **tomatochives** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:56 am

And He's so pure I can hardly stand it
And He's so pious, honey I could just die
You know you'll never be repentant like Him but at least you can try
'Cause He's such a Godly Guy

Post by **Big Spoon** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:29 am

Your gods, are vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
Jesus can kick their collective posterior
Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively
His prayers are thoroughly impressive
He really has the Midas touch
Jesus is strong and fast and brave
And your gods, not so much

mrmeadows · Post by **mrmeadows** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:55 pm

Had to go to the evening service 'cause I slept in 'til 2.
Then I got to church late, had to sit in the baaack, with an obstructed view

mrmeadows · Post by **mrmeadows** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:14 pm

First thing's first: I'm a Christian!
Prayer and worship are my only passions.
And don't say "it's not my business"
I'll go door-to-door
Just so I can bear His witness! (Right, right.)

He can wash all your sins away! (Huh?)
There is no one in the world He can't save. (Yeah.)
He'll save him, He'll save her, He'll save you,
Just call on Him and He'll show you what to do! (What to do.)

Where you go to save your soul from damnation?
When Hell-Fire is your current destination?
My church will make you feel elation!
(And feel free to give a generous donation.)

I'm so Holy!
Holier than you!
Just listen to me...
And do everything I do.
I'm so Holy!
I'm the one to know
When Satan's got hold of
Your eternal sou-ou-ou-ou-oul!

World of Weird Al Yankovic

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