Weird Al Fight Club!

[Teh Dingo]

*bump*


Harvey the Wonder Hamster

1. He gets a lot of exercise on his wheel, so he's in phenomenal shape
2. As seen in Al Music 3, he trained for the 96 Olympics
3. He pinned Macho Man Randy Savage (Rumor has it Harvey demanded a 5 count, King Kong Bundy style)


Harvey the Wonder Hamster vs. the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars (Dream match!)

[Yankomaniac]

The Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars

1. They are trained as well as Harvey and roam in gangs
2. They're gonna conquer the world, that includes Harvey
3. They are bulletproof AND they play guitar

The Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars vs. The Slime Creatures from Outer Space

[Killingsworth]

Slime Creatures From Outer Space

1. They'll zap you with their death ray eyes
2. ...and blow you up real good.
3. They obviously have more advanced weaponry and no hamster could get a hold of them for long.

Slime Creatures From Outer Space vs Skipper Dan

[Big Spoon]

Slime Creatures From Outer Space

1. They were able to level two major world cities, they can take on one human easy.
2. There's more coming every day, a constant stream for fighting.
3. I can see a movie about them being made, and Dan can't seem to land a movie role

Slime Creatures From Outer Space Vs. Charles Nelson Reilly

[Teh Dingo]

CNR

1. He'd cancel out their death ray eyes with his laser beam eyes
2. He's a ninja warrior and master of disguise and the hamsters aren't.
3. He has an army of horny manatees to crush the radioactive hamsters


CNR vs the four horsemen of the Alpocalypse

[avesjohn]

The four horsemen of the Alpocalypse

1. They made it onto the album cover. CNR, for all his greatness, managed not to do the same.
2. They have horses. CNR has Gene Rayburn.
3. Their paychecks are signed by God. Who signs your paychecks, Chuck?

The four horsemen of the Alpocalypse vs. the guy from "Confessions Part III"

[YankoSwag 8888]

The 4 horsemen of the Alpocalypse

1. They have horses CP3 guy has a car.
2. If he confesses something to them they would kill him.
3. They have paychecks signed by god CP3 guy has generic paychecks like CNR.

The 4 horsemen of the Alpocalypse vs. The Surgeon for LAS

[mellow weasel]

Horsemen of course. The surgeon might be a formidable killer, but he has no chance
1. The horsemen outnumber him
2. Their weapons are much bigger than an average lancet
3. They are supernatural beings

Now the only player who in my opinion can play in this league:
The Horsemen of Alpocalypse VS Yoda

[YankoSwag 8888]

Yoda

1. He has the force & a lightsaber
2. He has mined tricks
3. He's mothereffin Yoda

Yoda vs Santa

[LaikaComeHome]

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

1) He can fly super far.
2) He can bite people with his teeth.
3) He could team up with Fatman!

Harvey the Wonder Hamster vs the girl Jillian from "Close but no Cigar."