Favorite Song From Each Of The 12 Albums?

[Keir]

Did you miss where I said those were my LEAST FAVORITES?

[Well, Well, Well]

God dammit. I thought those first five looked strange.

[WeirdAlexander]

"Weird Al" Yankovic: My Bologna/I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
In 3-D: don't have it, for now I'll say "Eat It"
Dare To Be Stupid: One More Minute
Polka Party: don't have it, "Livin' With A Hernia"
Even Worse: I Think I'm A Clone Now/Melanie
UHF Soundtrack: don't have it, Beverly Hillbillies
Off The Deep End: You Don't Love Me Anymore
Alapalooza: Traffic Jam/Livin' In The Fridge
Bad Hair Day: Everything You Know Is Wrong/The Alternative Polka
Running With Scissors: The Saga Begins
Poodle Hat: Hardware Store
Straight Outta Lynwood: White & Nerdy/Trapped In The Drive Thru

Those are my favorites, as of today, and it was so hard to narrow it down to even two! I'm not posting my least favorite because there are only a few that I just can't stand (I Was Only Kidding and Twister). It would also probably take me another hour to narrow it down, anyways.

[M_Robertcop]

My Favorites:
"Weird Al" Yankovic: - "Happy Birthday"
In 3-D: - It's a tie between "Nature Trail to Hell" & "Midnight Star"
Dare to be Stupid: - "One More Minute" & "Yoda"
Polka Party: - "Dog Eat Dog"
Even Worse: - "Melanie" & "You Make Me"
UHF: - "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota"
Off the Deep End: - "You Don't Love Me Anymore" & "Trigger Happy"
Alapalooza: - "Young, Dumb & Ugly" (First Al song I ever heard), "Jurassic Park"
Bad Hair Day: - "Callin' In Sick", "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
Running With Scissors: - "It's All About The Pentiums" & "Albuquerque"
Poodle Hat: - "Wanna B Ur Lovr" & "Why Does This Always Happen to Me?"
Straight Outta Lynwood: - "Virus Alert" & "Close but No Cigar"

Least Favorite:

"Weird Al" Yankovic: - "Gotta Boogie"
In 3-D: - "Buy Me A Condo"
Dare to be Stupid: - "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch"
Polka Party: - "Toothless People"
Even Worse: - "Twister"
UHF: - "She Drives Like Crazy"
Off the Deep End: - "Taco Grande"
Alapalooza: - "Achy Breaky Song"
Bad Hair Day: - "Phony Calls"
Running With Scissors: - "Grapefruit Diet"
Poodle Hat: - "A Complicated Song"
Straight Outta Lynwood: - "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" (I do love this song, but ya gotta admit it does drag, even though that's the point)

[Hippielishus]

Favorites:
"Weird Al" Yankovic- Gotta Boogie, Happy Birthday, Mr. Frump and the Iron Lung
In 3-D- Eat it, Midnight Star
Dare to be Stupid- Dare to be Stupid, Yoda
Polka Party- Living With a Hernia, One of Those Days
Even Worse- Fat, Melanie
UHF- Spam, Generic Blues, The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
Off the Deep End- Smells Like Nirvina, You Don't Love Me Anymore
Alapalooza- Bedrock Anthem, Bohemian Polka
Bad Hair Day- Amish Paradise, EYKIW, Since You've Been Gone, Gump
Running With Scissors- Everything...
Poodle Hat- Wanna B Ur Lovr, A Complicated Song, Why Does This Always Happen to Me?, Ode to a Superhero, Bob
SOL- Pancreas, White and Nerdy, Confessions Part III

Least Favorite:
"Weird Al" Yankovic- Such a Groovy Guy
In 3-D- Buy Me a Condo
Dare to be Stupid- Cable TV
Polka Party- Toothless People
Even Worse- Velvet Elvis
UHF- Isle Thing
Off the Deep End- The Plumbing Song
Alapalooza-
Bad Hair Day- Syndicated Inc.
Running With Scissors- Truck Driving Song
Poodle Hat- Party at the Leper Colony
SOL-

[Tony_Goldmark]

Favorites -
Another One Rides the Bus
I Lost On Jeopardy
One More Minute
Dog Eat Dog
Good Old Days
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
Trigger Happy
Bohemian Polka
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Albuquerque
Hardware Store
Virus Alert

Least favorites -
Such A Groovy Guy
That Boy Could Dance
Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
Don't Wear Those Shoes
Twister
She Drives Like Crazy
Airline Amy
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
Syndicated Inc.
Grapefruit Diet
Trash Day
Do I Creep You Out (love the video, meh the song)

It's good to be back.

[gtrmu]

Great to see you Tony!

[gilmanc]

Favorites:
"Weird Al" Yankovic- Mr. Frump and the Iron Lung
In 3-D- Midnight Star
Dare to be Stupid- Dare to be Stupid
Polka Party- Good Enough For Now
Even Worse- Melanie
UHF- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
Off the Deep End- Trigger Happy
Alapalooza- Frank's 2000" TV
Bad Hair Day- Since You've Been Gone
Running With Scissors- My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
Poodle Hat- Genius in France
SOL- Pancreas

Least Favorite:
"Weird Al" Yankovic- Gotta Boogie
In 3-D- Eat It
Dare to be Stupid- Cable TV
Polka Party- Toothless People
Even Worse- Fat
UHF- UHF
Off the Deep End- Smells Like Nirvana
Alapalooza- Bedrock Anthem
Bad Hair Day- Syndicated Inc.
Running With Scissors- Grapefruit Diet
Poodle Hat- Party at the Leper Colony
SOL- Do I Creep You Out

[JebediahChicken]

Favorites (I have two or three, one's an original, the other's a parody, and if there's an asterisk, that's the best parody or original song on that album BAR NONE):

WAY: "Gotta Boogie," "I Love Rocky Road"
In 3-D: "Eat It,"* "Midnight Star"
DTBS: "Yoda," "This Is The Life"
Polka Party: "Living With a Hernia," "Dog Eat Dog"*
Even Worse: "Fat"* (well, duh), "Melanie"
UHF: "Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies*" (the asterisk is part of the song title, thanks a lot from those wacky lawyers), and, yes, "FUN ZONE"*!!!
OTDE: with parodies, it's a toss up between "I Can't Watch This" and "Smells Like Nirvana", and with originals, it's a toss up between "Airline Amy" and "When I Was Your Age"
Alapalooza: "Jurassic Park", "Traffic Jam"*
BHD: "Amish Paradise"*, "I Remember Larry"
RWS: "Jerry Springer" or "Pretty Fly," "Albuquqerque"*
Poodle Hat: "A Complicated Song"*, "Bob", "Genius in France" (okay, let the hate mails commence!), or "Hardware Store"
Straight Outta Lynwood: "Trapped in the Drive-Thru"*, "Close But No Cigar" or "Pancreas"

Least Faves:

WAY: "Ricky," "Mr. Frump"
In 3-D: "Brady Bunch," "Buy Me A Condo"
DTBS: there's only one song on the album that stinks, and it's "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch". There's not one single original song on DTBS that isn't awesome. There were so many good songs, I just couldn't decide.
Polka Party: "Here's Johnny," "Don't Wear Those Shoes"
Even Worse: "Alimony"
UHF: "Let Me Be Your Hog," only 'cause it's the shortest Weird Al song ever!
OTDE: I hate to say this, but although "The Plumbing Song" parodied a song by an artist that no one ever hears from anymore, my least favorite parody on that album, is "Taco Grande." My least favorite original on this album is "I Was Only Kidding."
Alapalooza: "Living In The Fridge"
BHD: Let me tell ya, singing "Callin' In Sick" would kill your vocal cords in an instant, it goes so high and loud.
RWS: Definitely "Truck Drivin' Song".
Poodle Hat: "Trash Day" -- I mean, come on, isn't ONE rap parody per album enough?
Straight Outta Lynwood: N/A

[yo]

FAVORITES
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday, The Check's in the Mail, I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead (this one's the hardest for me to decide, the originals are just amazing here)
In 3-D - Nature Trail to Hell
Dare to Be Stupid - Dare to Be Stupid
Polka Party! - Good Enough for Now
Even Worse - Melanie
UHF - Generic Blues
Off the Deep End - You Don't Love Me Anymore
Alapalooza - Bohemian Polka
Bad Hair Day - The Night Santa Went Crazy
Running with Scissors - Your Horoscope for Today, Albuquerque (when I'm able to sit for a bit)
Straight Outta Lynwood - Trapped in the Drive-Thru

LEAST FAVORITES
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buckingham Blues
In 3-D - The Brady Bunch
Dare to Be Stupid - I'm in the "there are no remotely bad songs on DTBS" camp. George of the Jungle, if I had to choose, but I love that song.
Polka Party! - Toothless People
Even Worse - Twister
UHF - Isle Thing
Off the Deep End - The Plumbing Song... but this album's just like DTBS.
Alapalooza - Waffle King, even though I'm a total waffle freak myself
Bad Hair Day - Syndicated, Inc. but I don't think it's total crap like a lot of people
Running with Scissors - The Weird Al Show Theme, I suppose...
Poodle Hat - Hardware Store
Straight Outta Lynwood - Polkarama!

it's hard to pick least favorites, there are only a couple songs in the whole catalog I don't really like