If there were a new Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic...

[Heds]

Hey! You're messing with Sports Song, you're messing with me.

In contrast, you really suck.

[Bridger987]

4. Craigslist - Like Dare to Be Stupid and Bob, this song absolutely nails The Doors' laid-back rock style, again nothing really like it in Al's career
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6. Mission Statement - See Craigslist, but CSNY instead of The Doors

Frankly, I think that if another cheesy compilation is to be released, there should be one featuring his all-time best originals/pastiches. There are so many of them, and a very decent number of them are downright amazing.

[Yankomaniac]

I find about 95% of them downright amazing and the other 5%, just amazing, but that's me.

[Elvis]

Sports Song is anything but an essential Al cut.

We can not be friends anymore.

Dave

[Yankomaniac]

I stick by my story x-friend. So your breaking up with me? It's a break up??

[YankoSwag 8888]

Disc 1.
1. Another One Rides the Bus
2. Ricky
3. Midnight Star
4. Polkas On 45
5. Eat It
6. I Lost On Jeopardy
7. Yoda
8. One More Minute
9. Like A Surgeon (Truth Or Dare Version)
10. Dare To Be Stupid
11. Dog Eat Dog
12. Living With A Hernia
13. Good Old Days
14. Lasagna
15. Melanie
16. Fat
17. Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
18. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

Disc 2.
1. I Can't Watch This
2. Smells Like Nirvana
3. You Don't Love Me Anymore
4. Bedrock Anthem
5. Franks 2000" TV
6. Jurassic Park
7. Headline News
8. Since You've Been Gone
9. Amish Paradise
10. Gump
11. Polka Power
12. Your Horoscope For Today
13. It's All About The Pentiums
14. The Saga Begins
15. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
16. Germs
17. Albuquerque

Disc 3.
1. eBay
2. Wanna B Ur Lovr
3. Couch Potato
4. A Complicated Song
5. Trash Day
6. Bob
7. Genius In France
8. I'll Sue Ya
9. Canadian Idiot
10. White & Nerdy
11. Trapped In The Drive Thru
12. Craigslist
13. CNR
14. Polka Face!
14. Party In The C.I.A
15. Perform This Way
16. First World Problems
17. Foil
18. Word Crimes
19. Tacky

I changed some songs on the original discs to my liking.

[claykid12345]

My tracklist for disc 3:
1. Perform This Way
2. Skipper Dan
3. CNR
4. Polka Face
5. Whatever You Like
6. TMZ
7. Tacky
8. Handy
9. Foil
10. Word Crimes
11. Sports Song
12. Jackson Park Express