Favorite Al rap verse?
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Favorite Al rap verse?
What's your favorite rap verse Al's ever recorded?
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Re: Favorite Al rap verse?
"Check out this rad Boba Fett/He's playin' clarinet!"
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Re: Favorite Al rap verse?
the second verse of White & Nerdy, where he's doing Krazie Bone's part. nothing else is close.
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Re: Favorite Al rap verse?
The rap verse in "Word Crimes." Hands down best rap verse of all time.
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Re: Favorite Al rap verse?
It's hard to argue with the ones that have been mentioned, but come on, this is really, really funny:
Wanna run with my crew, huh?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks,
it rocks,
but it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week.
Uh-huh!
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I've beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat screen monitor 40 inches wide
I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup: alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU? In a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online and you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll Control-Alt-Delete you
The urgency of the music just heightens it!
Wanna run with my crew, huh?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks,
it rocks,
but it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week.
Uh-huh!
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I've beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat screen monitor 40 inches wide
I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup: alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU? In a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online and you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll Control-Alt-Delete you
The urgency of the music just heightens it!