I see everyone is waiting with bated breath (or baited breath if you had fish for dinner) for any news from the Weird Front...
Reviving this topic.
One of the most pop-culture reference laden songs is "I Can't Watch This." Aside from the references that are explained over at Alsongs there are a ton more... let me see if I can find some of them...
it tastes more like fresh peanuts or was it Skippy (or maybe Peter Pan?) Is it just me, or is there something wrong with Smuckers owning Jif?
They keep going and going
don't hate me because I'm beautiful... This one is so ingrained in pop culture, I'm having trouble locating the original source. I remember it was an ad for an shampoo, and that Kelly LeBrock was the Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful girl. The commercial itself was a play off of her movie The Woman In Red. But I still can't think of the shampoo. Was it Breck?
that guy with the real flat hair
That goes "woof woof woof" and waves
His fist in the air
That would be none other than Arsenio Hall. What has he done to his hair lately? Did anyone else see him on Star Search? Hit me with those digits!
You're soaking in it... Wasn't the manicurist's name Marge?
When you've got a headache this big
Read the Book. There was a large campaign blitz in the late 80s (early 90s?) to make the Bible more available and user friendly. It was re-named Power For Living ang the Arthur D. DeMoss Foundation gave away a lot of them.
this is your brain on drugs Who doesn't remember this ad?
I've fallen and I can't get up... I couldn't find a link, but this was a company that sold those personal alarm things that you wear. The most memorable thing about this commercial was the way the poor little old lady who fell yelled her line.
Whew! I told you there were a lot. I probably missed a few. Or got them wrong...
Wow this is old, but I wanted to make a topic like this....and here it is!
I don't know if it fits, but I'll make some things I noticed(that should be obvious to some, but whatever)
In "I'll be Mellow When I'm Dead" Al mentions the Big Mac(McDonald's), what some don't know is that the Jumbo Jack is a speciallty at Jack-In-The-Box, very popular in California.
On "Everything You know is Wrong", Al mentions "My Evil Twin" followed by the reference to "St. Peter". This song was designed to sound like the group "They Might be Giants" and on Their CD, Apollo 18, John and John make a reference to "St. Peter" one the first track, and the fourth track is entitled, "My Evil Twin". They Might be Giants also did the song "Everything Right is Wrong Again".
In "Germs" Al sings "Hey, don't touch that, you don't know where it's been.." that same line was in the song(I forgot who wrote it) "Don't Touch That!"
I know you guys probably know all this, but I just wanted to waste time.
I actually was remembering the "read the book" reference as one of those Time/Life book club catch phrases. I think there were books about ghosts, mythology, and such. Am I just crazy here?
QUOTE On \"Everything You know is Wrong\", Al mentions \"My Evil Twin\" followed by the reference to \"St. Peter\". This song was designed to sound like the group \"They Might be Giants\" and on Their CD, Apollo 18, John and John make a reference to \"St. Peter\" one the first track, and the fourth track is entitled, \"My Evil Twin\". They Might be Giants also did the song \"Everything Right is Wrong Again\".
No, I didn't know that, but it makes sense if EYKIW is a style parody of TMBG.
QUOTE I actually was remembering the \"read the book\" reference as one of those Time/Life book club catch phrases. I think there were books about ghosts, mythology, and such. Am I just crazy here?
"Funky cold medina" in "Isle Thing" is a reference back to the lyrics of the tune Al parodied, "Wild Thing." I guess the funky cold medina itself is kind of a hip-hop update of the idea behind "Love Potion #9," only a little more indelicate. The part about the dog, for example.
QUOTEQUOTE One of Those Days - \"Some slimy alien jumps outta my chest.\"
BUZZZZ !!!
As the great Art Fleming often used to say,
"No, sorry ...."
The question is -- What is \"Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White\"?
And let me tell what you DIDN'T win ... [j/k, Grom ]
Dr. Dad
[P.S. And yes, I AM indeed old enough to remember the ORIGINAL pre-Trebek Jeopardy .... :nervous: ]
Bwah, I shouldn't have relied on memory.
"Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts. "
Hey Seva! As promised, here are the pop culture references for Couch Potato (we could add another one by changing the spelling to Potatoe.)
Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
Theres Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma n Betty.
No virgin to channel surfin(channel surfing is what it's called when you flip from one channel to the next... flip, flip, flip.)
And Im HD ready
So I flip garbage is all Im getting
This next section is about American Idol.
Theres Simon Cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
Theyre dyin, wow
Wannabes are cryin now
He votes em out
Time to throw in the towel(Throw in the towel is a boxing term (I think.) You would literally throw a towel in the ring if you wanted to stop the fight.)
Shows based on reality
Oh! The humanity
Oh! Ozzys family
Sho loves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they live happily
Yo, plus Da Ali G Show
And Celebrity Mole
Oh, theres Anna Nichol
Shes scarin me
Look, ma! No cavities!
Oh, its a station break(A station break is a commercial, or sometimes the station you are watching identifies themselves.)
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV
They told me, theyd scold me
But Id still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)
Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV
They told me, cajoled me
turn off those music videos! (no!)
Im gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo) (QVC is a home shopping tv channel.)
Youre gonna...
My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To 24 to Law & Order There are three different L&O series: L&O, L&O: Special Victim's Unit<here's a bit of trivia: Mariska Hargitay is Jayne Mansfield's daughter.> and L&O: Criminal Intent.)
The Weather Channels boring like 60 Minutes ancient reporters
Next up on E! True Hollywood Story
The rise and decline of 12 actors named Corey
Shows for next fall theyve already been namin:
CSI: Boise and Touched By An Uncle both sound pretty lame n (There are TWO CSIs: Las Vegas and Miami.)
So does Everybody Tolerates Raymond
And King Of Queens jumped the shark the first minute
I cant believe Richard Simmons aint in it!
Ill move right on to 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter (Variations of which, incidentally were email jokes long before the tv show.)
Then I bet Ill watch The Bachelorette followed by Welcome Back, Kotter
And The Muppet Show where they go Mahna Mahna (or you can see an mpeg here.)
Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV
They told me, theyd scold me
But Id still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Disney Channel, and A&E, and Lifetime (yo)
Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
Im lookin at C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Playboy Channel(You'll just have to use your imagination on this one.) and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
Youre gonna...
Never missed Melrose Place or Lost In Space <Al Trivia: Bill Mumy, who played Will Robinson, introduced Al and Suzanne.>
Ive seen each Amazing Race and Without A Trace
But I only watched Will And Grace one time, one day
Wish I hadnt cause TiVo now thinks Im gay
Oh, and Fear Factor I watched maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked ambitions Next week on FOX watch lions eat Christians! (Fox: the home of quality programming like Celebrity Boxing and Married By America.)
Like to tie up those programming planners
Make em watch all of that junk til their heads explode just like Scanners
Leech-covered grub-eating fools on Survivor
Look, theres James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schnieder
And theres Gilligan and Spongebob, plus theres MacGyver
And Jay Leno has got Madonna hey, theres Luke Perry on a
Special All-Pig-Latin episode of Drew Carey, wanna
Turn on E.T. cause Im a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J-Lo is marryin this week
A 30-second spot
Then we come back to Are You Hot?
I was plannin on recording The Sopranos I forgot
I love shows with or without a plot
Ill stare til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to rot
Im gonna spend my life watching TV alot
Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV
They told me, theyd scold me
But Id still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The SciFi Channel, and AMC, and Lifetime (yo)
Youre gonna lose your mind watchin TV
They told me, cajoled me
turn off that Oprah Winfrey Show! (no!)
Ive got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
Youre gonna...
You can watch anything you want to, man.
NOTE: I can't believe how many references are in this song. It must be a record for Mr. Pop Culture Cuisinart...