Something like "Headline News" would be just fine to me.. some extremely topical stories that everyone will still remember. Like every story in Headline News, I still remember them vividly. Nancy Karigan and John Bobbit in particular. I think he should do something in the line of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Casey Anthony and Tiger Woods... you know, stories that'll be remembered for years on end, just like the stories in Headline News.
..didn't have no lawn mower, we used our teeth to cut the grass..