I can see Al doing a ballad called TMZ. Possibly about a man whose life if screwed with by a story published about him or something like that?
Also, we don't have any confirmation that this is the ballad, correct? Just an assumption because DDTS was a ballad type song.
Tomorrow is a Latter Day.
It doesn't matter whether you win or loose. What matters is whether or not you can spell "lose" correctly.