WOWAY Awards - The Show!

[Tony Goldmark]

Uh...

[FredHuggins]

(tastes the air) Hey, look at that, I'm bleeding from the head. That's weird.

[Tony Goldmark]

You know, some people even suspect that we, you and I, Fred and Tony, are the same person!

[FredHuggins]

(laughs hysterically) that's SUCH a filthy lie. I would never be you in a million years!

[Tony Goldmark]

I know, right? Damn liberal media, making us ALL a bunch of slander victims. You, me, Sarah Palin, Tiger Woods, Victoria Jackson, Jay Leno, His Holiness The Pope...

[FredHuggins]

Fun fact: all seven of us were in Menudo at the same time, weren't we?

[Tony Goldmark]

That's right! Oh, the orgies we'd...wait, back up a bit. Why wouldn't you be me?

[FredHuggins]

Well, just look at the evidence - your name is Tony, mine is Fred. You see? It would never work!

[Tony Goldmark]

Well, actually that brings up another point. Who the hell ARE you, FredHuggins?

[FredHuggins]

Well, I'm...still bleeding from the head, actually...