Parodies You've Made 3.0

[Muldernscully]

Most of mine are X-Files related: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106179/boa ... /101925183

[avesjohn]

This is called "The Sophomore Polka" partly because it's my second (sophomore) attempt at a polka medley (after "The Downward Polka", based on Nine Inch Nails' The Downward Spiral album), and partly because the songs used in it come from my sophomore year of college (August 2008-July 2009). Enjoy.

THE SOPHOMORE POLKA

(“So What” accordion riff)

[So What (Pink)]

Nanananananana
Nanananana
Nanananananana
Nanananana

I guess I just lost my husband
I don’t know where he went
So I’m gonna drink my money
I’m not gonna pay his rent (nope)

I got a brand new attitude
And I’m gonna wear it tonight (zipper)
I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight

Nanananananana
I wanna start a fight (punch)
Nanananananana
I wanna start a fight!

So, so what?
I’m still a rock star, I got my rock moves
And I don’t need you
And guess what?
I’m havin’ more fun
And now that we’re done
I’m gonna show you tonight
I’m all right, I’m just fine
And you’re a tool
So, so what?
I am a rock star, I got my rock moves
And I don’t want you tonight

[Love Story (Taylor Swift)]

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
It’s a love story baby just say yes

[Single Ladies (Beyonce)]

All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies

‘Cause if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[All Summer Long (Kid Rock)]
And we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song (smooch)
Sipping whiskey out the bottle not thinkin’ ‘bout tomorrow
Singing “Sweet Home Alabama” all summer long
Singing “Sweet Home Alabama” all summer long

(“Sweet Home Alabama” accordion riff)

[Womanizer (Britney Spears)]

Boy, don’t try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don’t try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are (you are)
You – you got me goin’
You – you’re oh so charmin’
But I can’t do it
You womanizer

Boy, don’t try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are (are are)
Boy don’t try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are (you are)
You – you say I’m crazy
You – I got your crazy
You’re nothing but a
Womanizer

(Slow-down)

[I’m Yours (Jason Mraz)]

But I won’t hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I’m sure
There’s no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I’m yours

[I Love College (Asher Roth)]

That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it (I wish we taped it)
I danced my (neigh) off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed (plant rustling)
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college

(Speed-up)

[Gives You Hell (The All-American Rejects)]

And truth be told, I miss you
And truth be told, I’m lyin’

When you see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that’s worth a damn and treats you well
Then he’s a fool, yeah, it’s just as well, hope it gives you hell

(Satanic laugh)

[You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid (The Offspring)]

With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes (poke!)
Hit ‘em right between the eyes (“Aargh!”)
When you walk away nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes (thunder)
See ‘em running for their lives

[Crack A Bottle (Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent)]

So crack a bottle (bottle opening), let your body waddle
Don’t act like a snobby model, you just hit the lotto
Uh-oh, uh-oh, (barking) hoppin’ in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no, not one of them got gloves
So where’s the rubbers? Who’s got the rubbers? (rubber glove snapping)
I noticed there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us
Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust (cough)
It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk

[Poker Face (Lady GaGa)]

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No he can’t read my polka face
(She’s got to love nobody)
Can’t read my, can’t read my
No he can’t read my polka face
(She’s got to love nobody)

[Hot N Cold (Katy Perry)]

‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in then you’re out
You’re up then you’re down
You’re wrong when it’s right
It’s black and it’s white
We fight we break up
We kiss we make up
(You) You don’t really want to stay, no
(But you) You don’t really want to go (oh)
You’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in then you’re out
You’re up then you’re down

[Sex On Fire (Kings of Leon)]

You, your sex is on fire (fire alarm)

[Second Chance (Shinedown)]

Tell my mother, tell my father
I’ve done the best I can
To make them realize this is my life
I hope they understand
I’m not angry, I’m just saying
Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

[My Life Would Suck Without You (Kelly Clarkson)]

‘Cause we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me
And honestly, my life (my life) would suck (would suck) without you
‘Cause we belong together
Forever united here somehow
You got a piece of me
And honestly, my life (my life) would suck (would suck) without you
(It’d suck without you…it’d suck without you)
My life would suck without you, hey!

[flusher5]

I couldn't find a topic to post non parody songs, but my friends, freinds band "Jackson" has some pretty funny songs, www.thesixtyone.com/jacksonwebsite

I don't know if im supposed to be advertising peoples bands here, but this is the only place I could think of putting it.

[JEDM]

I couldn't find a topic to post non parody songs

Comedy Songs You've Written 1.0

[Big Spoon]

Here's my latest parody. It's not great, and I feel that I've done better before, but I wrote it pretty fast, and as the original song is so short, I didn't have much to work with.

Taft
(Parody of Theme From Shaft by Isaac Hayes)

Who’s the fat Republican elected to be America’s 27th president?
Taft
Six feet tall and over 330 pounds
Who is the man who would risk his neck for a pastrami sub?
Taft
Can ya dig it?
Who’s the man that won’t give up when he can’t reach the desk to sign a bill?
Taft
Chow on
They say that Taft is a fat mother-
Shut your mouth
I’m talking bout Taft
He can pig out
He’s a fat ass man, and no one understands him but the White House Chef
William Howard Taft

[Quab]

Didn't CollegeHumor already do that?

[Big Spoon]

Did they? I didn't see it if they did.

[Monkeytender]

27th president?

Anyway,I just wrote a new parody. Most of the jokes in it are on a more personal level, but I figured I'd post it anyway.

Band Camp
(Parody of The Middle by Jimmy Eat World)

Ray just put you in a set.
You're trying to remember all the notes of the first song
You'll try your best to make up the music
So it looks like you memorized it during the break

You just keep in time
When you're marching, when you're marching down the line
Hopefully everything will go just fine
Hopefully everything will turn out right, alright

Hey, pick up your instrument
Make sure you put on plenty of sun screen, or you will fry
Stop talking about water breaks
We're only gonna run through the first set a few more times

You just keep your eyes
On Marissa, on Marissa at all times
Hopefully everything will go just fine
Hopefully everything will turn out right, alright

Let's try one more time
In the parking, in the parking lot outside
Hopefully everything will go just fine
Hopefully everything will turn out right, alright

Hey, don't mark your spot off yet.
We only have another five hours before lunch starts
In sectionals we practice breathing in
Make sure your chest is out and your chin's up, and I said eyes

Well there's Mike and James
And Matt and Matt and Matt and then there's Jacob Shames
And Nick and Nick just to state some more names
Why does everyone have the exact same first name

If you think band's hard
You can always, you can always just join guard
Hopefully everyone is working hard
All the band parties will be our reward, reward.

[monoloco35]

I'm going to write a parody of "Pork and Beans"...but I need your guys opinion.

Should it be "Dorks and Geeks" or should it be "Mac and Cheese"?

mac and windows

[WeirdAbbott]

Band Camp
(Parody of The Middle by Jimmy Eat World)

That is hilarious!! That is pretty much what band camp is all about...(and on an even funnier note, my high school band directors name was Ray, so double points for you!!)

Excellent job!