Man I really hope my girlfriend doesn't find out that...
I Kissed A Squirrel
(Parody of
"I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry)
I was never a rodent man
But on vacation
I saw here there, on a branch
Started conversation
Shes not what I'm used to
I walked her home that night
I got closer to her
Felt a sensation
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say its wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
We go for long walks in the park
I feel so reborn
We sleep on a bed made of bark
Eat lots of acorns
It might sound quite taboo
Its a love that cant fail
My friends get so confused
But I love her tail
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say its wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
My squirrel, she is so beautiful
Soft fur, nice tail, so kissable
Hard to deny, so touchable
Ill get down on one knee
A wedding ring, she will love it
I love that squirrel, we got married
And her dress was oh so hairy
I kissed that squirrel and I did flip
And both her parents are happy
You say its wrong
It felt so right
Our kids are due in July
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
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