Custom Polkas

[TexMexDad]

Around the time of Running With Scissors, I was thinking that Weird Al should make his next polka a more Tejano-style polka and feature all the artists from the Latin Invasion.  You know, Ricky Martin, Mark Anthony, Enrique Iglesias, Christina Aguilera, Santana, Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Nelly Furtado and them.
(Admittedly, the definition of "Latin" is kinda stretched for this.  Isn't Nelly Portuguese-Canadian?)

This is actually something I've been thinking about for a while myself. I think that Al should just do it as a straight-ahead conjunto-style (think Flaco Jimenez) polka. Not that Tejano isn't a good idea, but Tejano uses waaay too much synthesizer (IMHO) to be really good polka.

And if he didn't do it as a polka medley, he should do it as a style parody, in the same vein that he did w/ zydeco on MBILWEV.




[edited to make sense of the mishmash that my brain spews out]

[Tokusou Sentai Blessranger]

How about a contrast to the Angry White Boy Polka? This time, it's going to be a polka medley of songs by nothing but female artists. Any ideas?

[queen_and_weirdal_fan]

Davey Havok Polka

Cereal Wars
Total Immortal
God Called In Sick Today
The Leaving Song Part II
Girl's Not Grey
Miss Murder
Love Like Winter
The Missing Frame
Stiff Kittens
Snuff On Digital
Again, Again and Again
Semiotic Love <3

Cereal Wars to The Missing Frame by A.F.I
Stiff Kittens to Semiotic Love by Blaqk Audio

[Tokusou Sentai Blessranger]

I got an idea for you guys. Can you come up with this??

High School Polka
Medley of songs from High School Musical and High School Musical 2.

[JEDM]

I got an idea for you guys. Can you come up with this??

High School Polka
Medley of songs from High School Musical and High School Musical 2.

I'll give it a whirl

[Tokusou Sentai Blessranger]

Well, here it is:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/hi ... cal5.shtml

[bryce87]

Yankovicolka

Weird Al original songs in polka style

Wanna B Ur Lovr

Eddie Vedder

Airline Amy

When I Was Your Age

You Don't Love Me Anymore

Harvey The Wonder Hampster

Weird Al Show Theme

Traffic Jam

Virus Alert

Young Dumb and Ugly

[Way_Moby]

Acutally, I was kind of sad that Poodle Hat didn't contain a polka medley of just recent hits, as opposed to the just entirely Nu Metal stuff. How about this:

"Smooth" - Santana
"Learn to Fly" - Foo Fighters
"Jaded" - Aerosmith
"How You Remind Me" - Nickelback
"Livin' la Vida Loca"- Ricky Martin
"Just Push Play" - Aerosmith
"Shave & a Haircut"

Something like that. (Yes, I realize that Aerosmith is in there twice, but they cool enough to be)

[Supermeat2005]

If I ever made it big as a parody artist (wishful thinking ) I would want to make a polka called "The Weird Polka"...
It'd be a polka medly of allo of Al's greatest hits, which I hope would clock in at exactly 27 minutes!
What?
I'm sure future media storage devices could handle it...
Maybe I could even get Al to do the accordion part!
But like I said, all VERY wishful thinking...

[bobpiecheese]

Hi all! I am technically a n00b, even though I've been on here before as a different log in (forgot my password, and I think the e-mail was my old one), and I have written 125 parodies. Anyways...

First: How would one make these fan-polkas? I know Insert Coin(s) To Continue made A Little Slim And A Little Shady Polka, and I'd like to know.

Second: I guess I could try and come up with a polka medley based off someone else's idea, I'd be more than happy to. Come one, hit me with your best shot!