No, really - who's GIF? I wonder if Al has mentioned a concrete French celebrity! Now, if that's so, who could that be? Let's see what he (or she???) has below (without trades of character like quickest tractor on the farm who sips perrier):
1. Bad toupee
2. Stripey shirt
3. Stupid beret
And don't forget body odor and visiting Cannes regularly and so on.
So, any guess? Marcel Proust? Sartre? Camu? Depardieu???
I don't have a clue... And you?