Ask Harvey

Twinkies Are Yucky · Post by **Twinkies Are Yucky** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:38 am

Harvey,

Who do you think would win in a fight, Michael Jackson or Prince?

Post by **Elvis** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:50 am

Scarlatti @ Nov 12 2007, 05:04 PM wrote: Harvey, my pet hamster Dave was chewing up my carpets and stealing my cheese so I tried hypnotising him.
Now he thinks hes Anna Nicole Smith.

Huh, Anna Nicole Smith, you say? I wonder what she's up to. You never hear anything about her on the news.

(Great name for your hamster, BTW!

)

Dave

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:33 am

Hey Harvey! Al has never been asked to be on Saturday Night Live, but have you?

Harvey · Post by **Harvey** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:24 pm

louietheweaselfaceddogboy @ Nov 11 2007, 05:57 AM wrote: Harvey, does it hurt you when Al throws, twirls, shoots, or does anything else that gives pain?

I'm a professionally trained stunt hamster so I always take precautions so that I won't get hurt. Kids, don't try this at home.

childofthespiral @ Nov 11 2007, 06:52 AM wrote: Harvey, will you come tell the mice in my attic to go away?

What's wrong with mice? Some of my best friends are mice!

aarokid12 @ Nov 12 2007, 12:43 AM wrote: Harvey, how old are you

Older than I care to admit, but younger than Al!

GAME OVER @ Nov 12 2007, 10:54 AM wrote: Harvey, which animal do you hate the most?

Yes, I already answered this, but it's still the

Scarlatti @ Nov 12 2007, 11:04 PM wrote: Harvey, my pet hamster Dave was chewing up my carpets and stealing my cheese so I tried hypnotising him.
Now he thinks hes Anna Nicole Smith.

Any advice? Im scared hes gonna go marry my really old, rich dog.

Aw, poor little guy!

louietheweaselfaceddogboy @ Nov 13 2007, 03:33 AM wrote: Hey Harvey! Al has never been asked to be on Saturday Night Live, but have you?

Not yet. I am good friends with a lot of the past and present cast members though, so maybe one day.

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:41 pm

Harvey, what is your favrite brand of cage bedding shavings?

Scarlatti · Post by **Scarlatti** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:10 pm

Hey Harvey, d'you know the next time you'll be gracing our TV screens?

Oh, and if you feel like it, you can bring that Al guy along too.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:26 am

Hey Harvey! As a stunt hamster, what big-budget movies did you perform your talent?

Post by **The Doctor** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:31 am

I believe Harvey did the stunts for Lang Chow: Gerbil of Death.

Scarlatti · Post by **Scarlatti** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:37 pm

How does it feel to be propelled across the room like a spitwad from a vacumn cleaner you previously had your rear end stuck in?

Oh yeah. I've been waiting for so long to ask someone that question and not look demented.

Harvey · Post by **Harvey** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:40 am

Wow....I missed you guys!

Harvey, what is your favrite brand of cage bedding shavings?

Petsmart. Wouldn't dream of anything else

Hey Harvey, d'you know the next time you'll be gracing our TV screens?

Oh, and if you feel like it, you can bring that Al guy along too

Nothing solid to report, but I've been in contact with a certain ABC soap opera about a top secret role. Here's hoping it won't fall through this time......

I asked if I could bring Al along, but they just don't picture him as the soap opera type. Bermuda on the other hand......

Hey Harvey! As a stunt hamster, what big-budget movies did you perform your talent?

I believe Harvey did the stunts for Lang Chow: Gerbil of Death.

Correct! I've done a ton of movies, my work is varied, so keep your eyes peeled! You'll never know where I'll pop up!

How does it feel to be propelled across the room like a spitwad from a vacumn cleaner you previously had your rear end stuck in?

It's tremendous. I highly recommend it!