A fable from a student(who I know
Once there was a horse. He was kind of lonely, so he wanted some friends. First he tried the pig. He seemed okay, except he was a tad bit too dirty. The horse did not like that and moved on. Next he visited the sheep. He was kind, funny, and good listener. But, his fleece was a shade too dark for the horse’s taste, so he moved on. Finally, he visited a fellow horse. He was smart, nice, and almost everything the horse wanted. However, his right ear was a little tiny bit too big. The horse didn’t like that, so he walked away. He gave up and died alone. The end!
No one’s going to be able to relate to a corpsey chocolate vampire and his gay bird lover