You're Pitiful

[weird_el]

And we have lyrics! (transcribed by moi)

You're Pitiful (parody of You're Beautiful by James Blunt)

My life is brilliant
[What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I? Do you want to start over , or?... Keep going ...OK now, now]

My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin me
You're suffering from delusions of adequacy

You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Never had a date that you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you farty pants

But you always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
You're half undressed
Eatin chips off your chest
While you're playin Halo 2
No one's classier than you

la la la la
la la la la
la la la la ...loser
You're pitiful. You're pitiful. You're pitiful. It's true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you

[YamiJess27]

I seriously just ran around my house, then outside my house (so all the neighbors could hear!) yelling "OH MY GOD NEW WEIRD AL SONG! NEW WEIRD AL SONG!" before I even listened to it.

I'm pathetic.

[Bruce the Duck]

I sure would like to be able to comment on this song.

It's great to have a new Weird Al song! The parody is great. I wonder why it was posted. I concur that it's probably because it's being dropped from the album for some reason.

BTW, El, in each chorus of the lyrics he says "You're pitiful" three times, not two.

[algonacchick]

Thanks, El. It's nice to see the lyrics.

A few minor corrections:

As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

Only 3 groups of la la la la's

Jeremy covered the you're pitiful thing.

Thanks, Jeremy.

I love this song!!!!

[Zelda27]

I'm so happy! I love this new song and I can't wait for the new album... Am I old to call it an album? The new CD... ! In any case, this made my day! Now when can I start looking for a babysitter so I can go to the concert???

[MarlinsGirl]

I decided I like the song so much, it needed a cover art. Here it is-->

Parody of James Blunt You're Beautiful Single

Terri M.

[algonacchick]

That's great, Terri!

[weird_el]

OK lyrics modified...

It's a Wiki thing

[I want a new duck]

Als Voice Really improved. its such an amasing song. i made each member of my family sit down and listen to. hehe i cant wait till the ALbum comes out. :-D

[catanddogdoctor]

Need I say more?