WOWAY Awards - The Show!

[FredHuggins]

(Fred punches Tony square in the jaw, knocking him to the floor, and snatches the envelope away)

...AAAmerah & TMBJon, for their performance in "Inglourious Basterds."

[Tony Goldmark]

(Tony bites Fred in the ankle, sending him toppling, then grabs the envelope back and stands up)

Kristine & Aron, for their performance in "Up In The Air."

[FredHuggins]

(Fred grabs Tony by the feet, spins him around a bit, and sends him flying into the backstage wings. The envelope drops and Fred catches it).

Driew_La_27 & Jigawatt, for their performance in "Precious: Based on the novel ‘Push’ based on the movie 'Precious' based on the novel 'Push' based on the other novel..."

[Tony Goldmark]

(With a mighty Tarzan yell, Tony swings from a rope attached to the diamond chandelier, kicks Fred into the orchestra and picks up the envelope)

And the final nominee is MagicSalad & RoseTyler, for their computer's performance in "Avatar." And the winner is...

[FredHuggins]

BANG!

(Fred shoots Tony with a sawed-off shotgun. Tony collapses and Fred pries the envelope from Tony's cold dead hands)

And the winner is...

[Tony Goldmark]

RARRRRRRGH!

(Tony, now an undead zombie, stands up and eats Fred's brains. Fred passes out from all the excitement.)

RARRRGH RARRRGH RARRRRRRGH RARRGH...

[Killingsworth]

.........

Yo Tony...Imma let you finish, but Taylor Swift had the best "deer in headlights" reaction of all time!!!

OF ALL TIME!!!

[Big Spoon]

I already did that, Casey.

[Jon Cryer]

smurf

[FredHuggins]

(Fred gets struck by lightning and miraculously reawakens. He smashes Tony on the head with a crowbar. Tony grabs a second crowbar and fights back. Within days, they're battling each other in a good ol' fashioned Cajun-style stranglefight. Finally, arms' length from each other, both inches from death, they look deep into each others eyes. "I'm All Out Of Love" by Air Supply starts playing. Their lips grow closer and closer and closer, until finally they lock themselves in a passionate kiss with the sweet, beautiful intensity of a thousand suns. They remove all clothes and accidentally roll over the remote control, which changes the channel to "Two and a Half Men.")

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