Hello everyone!
You will be happy to know this was the FIRST topic that I read because I like to do things the right way!

Well, okay, I don't really know forums that well, but I do know how to be polite and introduce myself.
I am a police dispatcher for money and a cartoonist for hobby (AKA - No money). I have a wife, a three-year-old son, a one-month-old daughter, and no pets. I live with them here in Pinal County, AZ (It's only 104 degrees right now. Ah, sweet relief from the real heat!).
My first Al CD was Alapalooza (remember those big cardboard things CDs use to come in? Heck, remember CDs?) It was a gift from my Mom. Thanks Mom!! Talk about life changing!
My favorite Al song is.. well, heck, that's way to hard to decide. I like them all except Twister. See, I am very honest. Anything the sounds remotely like the Beastie Boys is not in my playlist.
Hey, this forum looks awesome. I am looking forward to mingling with you all.
"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna' club this baby seal"