Fragment Parodies

[Quab]

Beginning to a "Take it Off" parody, called Fight Club. I'll finish it eventually.


There’s a place downtown
Where the guys all come around,
Watch the grown men duke it out
Kick, bite, scratch, spit, yell, and shout!

Sick of life? Selling soap?
Come down here, and bring rope!
Break a bald man’s neck, feel alive!
Kick a shin! Break a nose!

And you're beaten up pimps! With your gold brass-knucks!
Take off you're shirt (unless you've got some man breasts.)
Scissor kick to the back! Gonna feel that in the mornin'!
But right now
You'll spit outta
You'll spit outta
You'll spit outta
Front tooth!

[Killingsworth]

I have a fragment parody of Rhianna's "S&M" that I will post shortly.

[Soupdragon]

Yikes! Those last two sound so aggressive.


And twitter night sounds like a lot of fun.

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Cause it's a twitter..
twitter night

I gotta let my friends know
that I'm having pork tonight

You know it's twitter
Twitter night
I'm typing down my life
Behind a chitter
Twitter li-hight, yeah


[Soupdragon]

I know Weird Al has already done it, but I thought it'd be funnier to parody the message of Lady Gaga song instead of her bizarre dresses.

So here's my fragmented parody of "Born this Way"

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-- Pretty this way --

My momma told when I was young
It's not the outside but the inside that counts
First you get to know her personality
plus her intellect is where it counts

Now I'm dating the girl of my dreams
she's the smartest person out of my class
though people tell me she has doggie-breath
I shrug it off as being crass

they think you look like a bear
for having facial hair
Well they can bite me baby
You look pretty this way

You never brush your teeth
or wash yourself underneath
but I just don't care
You look pretty this way


[JCM]

I have a fragment parody of Rhianna's "S&M" that I will post shortly.

This sounds very promising. I can't wait!

[Killingsworth]

I call this "SNL". As Mentioned, it is a parody of Rhianna's "S&M"

na na na come on
(come on, come on)
yeah, that's the ticket come on
(come on, come on)
I'm Brian Fellow, come on
(come on, come on)

I'm Chevy Chase and you're not
(you're not, come on)

S-S-S-N-L-L
S-S-S-N-L-L

*I think I had more, but that's all I remember right now. I envision the rest of the song with lyrics poking fun at the show's slight decline in quality over the years.*

[Soupdragon]

Okay, I'm gonna critique that:

It's too specific. I never watch SNL. It's not international and the few times I did see them I personally found them (just checked and verified) more offensive than funny.

[Soupdragon]

How does [Cranberries - Ode to my family] -> [Soupdragon - Ode to my Malt shop] sound like by the way?

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-- Ode to my Malt shop --

The butter..
my butter
I liked it,
yes I liked it, does anyone care?

the cutter
the cutter
it sliced it
Oh it sliced it, you should have been there


[Soupdragon]

Or [Soupdragon - I kicked the door] ?

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-- I kicked the door --

I kicked the door cause I liked it
always wondered what's right behind it
I broke the door with a highkick
Such a feeling I can't describe it!

I'm just looking around, See what I just found
My what a nice place you have here
I kick this door cause I like it
with a highkick!


[PlayAWarGame]

Cuz cadet, you're like Captain Kirk!
You're not just any red shirt!