Parodies You've Made 3.0

[MrRooney]

Here's "The Laundry Song," parody of "Edge of Glory" by Lady Gaga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50t-Z7O1_Sg

[samstokes80]

Here are three of the parodies that I have written and recorded:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJt6oHTGZX0 - "Caffeine" - a parody of cocaine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_vN_LGRXxg - "Isn't it Bromantic?" - a parody of "Isn't it Romantic?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyJQoGix7us - "Jolly Old St. Nicholas - Change Your Ways!" - this was played once on the Dr. Demento Show.

Enjoy

[JohnnyLurg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcH431xkQyM - "The Song of Seinfeld" - a parody of "The Sound of Silence"
http://popeyesquirm.wordpress.com/2012/ ... dy-medley/ - a currently unrecorded medley of Steve Miller Band parodies.

[JohnnyLurg]

I don’t care about your mustache
I don’t care about what’s kind
No born-again’s gonna tell me what to do

I won’t shop in your Leftorium
You can’t make me “hi diddly doo”
I’d rather *annoyed grunt* and “mmmm…” and “why you little”
And *shriek* and “woo-hoo!”

I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)

I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)

When are you
Stupid Flanderses
Gonna get it through your heads

I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)

I can’t stand the voice of Lovejoy
I don’t really like to pray
No Veggie Tales ties around my neck (“okilly dokilly”)

I hate everyone left-handed
Even ambidextrous dudes
You won’t see me naming my kids
Things that rhyme with “God”

I tell you, now’s the time to go for
All the donuts I can grab
I’ll have plenty of time to read from Job
When I’m dying from my flab

I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)

I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)

When are you
Stupid Flanderses
Gonna get it through your heads

I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)

“Okilly dokilly, neighborino!”

I don’t want no part of that anger repression scene
I won’t restrict Bart Simpson shirts from all teens
No high-powered V-chip to my name

I got all that I want
And if it’s all the same to you
I don’t need a Presbylutheran sermon
To find out who I am

And I’d rather have a
Frosty chocolate milkshake or a Krusty Burger
Than a freaking cow, man!

So don’t make me grow a mustache
I think my stubble’s much more cool
I’ll break off your left arm
If you ask me what’re my sins

I won’t tell you where my hair went
I don’t need to see no shrink
Dr. Monroe may be alive this year
But I’ll always think he’s dead (like Maude)

And all your loony gibberish
Won’t save you from Hell’s door
‘Cuz I know that you’re the Devil
From “Treehouse of Horror IV”

I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)

I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned)
I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned (I’ll be yellow when I’m Ned).
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[JohnnyLurg]

90s Cartoons (parody of “80s TV” by David Tanny)

90s cartoons

90s cartoons

90s cartoons

We’ve got 90s cartoons

90s cartoons could never scar ya

We all watched every single Daria

90s cartoons were such a thrill

We all watched King of the Hill

We were sometimes spoiled brats

Like Angelica from Rugrats

90s cartoons were brave, not wimpy

Bravest of all? Ren and Stimpy

We will never have a wife

But we watched Rocko’s Modern Life

90s cartoons were so darn bonkers

We went nuts for AAAAAA Real Monsters

To 90s cartoons we were receivers

They gave us all some Angry Beavers

90s cartoons were the hosts with the most

For example, watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast

90s cartoons made us feel darn old

Those kids today don’t watch Hey Arnold

90s cartoons were comedy and drama

Some were both like Futurama

90s cartoons were animated pearls

We wore on our necks the Powerpuff Girls

90s cartoons were extra fab

Fabulous like Dexter’s Lab

You could neither nix the symptoms

Nor the causes of The Simpsons

90s cartoons helped us out of the dark

We all lit up come South Park

90s cartoons will never die

They’ll never kill Family Guy.

[JohnnyLurg]

Talkin’ Star Wars (parody of “Talkin’ Baseball” by Terry Cashman)

Well, Luke and Han had done it

The Jedi Knights had won it

With R2-D2 beeping all the while

Chewbacca’s Wookiee groaning made us smile

And Leia’s gold bikini was the latest style

We’re talkin’ Star Wars, from Mos Espa to Mos Eisley

We’re talkin’ Star Wars, please use the Force quite wisely

Darth Vader really got into a rut

Boba Fett failed to kick some butt

We’re talkin’ Yoda, Lando, and the Hutt.

[JohnnyLurg]

Hogwarts Anthem (parody of “Fish Heads” by Barnes & Barnes)

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, teach ‘em magic!

In the morning, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts

In the evening, Voldy Voldy Mort

Ask a Hogwarts Avada Kedavra

He can’t hear you, he’ll be dead

I took a Hogwarts out to see a movie

Had to wait six months to see the end

They all play Quidditch

They all wear jumpers

They are enchanters

They miss their mums!

Hoggy Warty Hogwarts are never seen drinking firewhisky in Azkaban prison with Dementor-kissed Muggles… yeah!

[JohnnyLurg]

Goin’ Back to Quahog (parody of “Goin’ Back to LA” by David Tanny)

Goin’ back to Quahog, Quahog, Quahog

Goin’ back to Quahog

I don’t know why.

Goin’ back to Quahog, Quahog, Quahog

Goin’ back to Quahog

I don’t know why.

Goin’ back to Quahog for less fun than some twine

This has been our whole lives since 1999

We take a little break from our nonexistent homework

We may hate FOX News but we love the FOX Network

We wait for 20 minutes for Bob’s Burgers to fry

9:00 PM and it’s time for Family Guy

We always ignore the viewer discretion warning

It makes us feel rebellious to defy FOX censors’ scorning

The first fifteen minutes fail to deliver

Our respect for Seth MacFarlane crumbles to a sliver

He plays Peter, Stewie, Brian, and Tom Tucker

Even Glenn Quagmire, Rhode Island’s greatest *siren*er

He will remake The Flintstones and we hope he voices Fred

We didn’t like his swing album but we own Blu-Rays of Ted

He has never married but he claims that he is straight

He also claims he’s just like Brian except that he can date

Just before we hear the next cutaway gag

We call over our pet manatee to see if he can drag

Those idea balls we bought him and he accurately predicts

The next two dozen episodes as well as most fanfics

We do this every single week

We rarely ever laugh but it beats being a Gleek

When it’s 9:30, it’s time for American Dad

We wonder why The A.V. Club prefers this show, it’s bad

Kevin McFarland gets paid to diss F.G.

We thought him Seth’s jealous brother until we couldn’t find the “E”

What show will they pick to be number one?

Well it looks like by default, they picked The Simpsons

At 10:00, we tune in to Adult Swim

Family Guy, Season 2, “E Peterbus Unum”

We watch the rerun and recall the times we laughed

If only Season 11 was this much of a gas

Then next Sunday, we’ll do it all again

And watch Family Guy at nine and then at ten

We’ll watch adult cartoons, all week long

With live action shows, you always will go wrong

When viewer discretion fails to warn us, we are sure O’Reilly scorns us

Oh, silly me! Time to feed the manatee.

[JohnnyLurg]

I Like Big Mutts (Fido Got Bark) (parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot)

I like big mutts and I cannot lie

You feline lovers can’t deny

And when a hound dog comes for a big Frisbee chase with a wet tongue in your face

You get licked

And you notice that dog was fixed

I look at his golden collar

Dog tags make me start to holler

“Oh, Fido, I wanna go walk ya

Never ever gonna hawk ya”

Your fur coat, it could warm me

But Cruella De Vil, sh-she so barmy

Only slight in the bite but he got much bark.

[JohnnyLurg]

Fly Like a Seagull (parody of “Fly Like an Eagle” by the Steve Miller Band)

Clams keep on drippin’, drippin’, drippin’ into the gull’s mouth

Clams keep on drippin’, drippin’, drippin’ into the gull’s mouth

I want to fly like a seagull, into that tree

Fly like a seagull, let my feces fall from me

I want to fly like a seagull, eat clams for free

Oh, bring on the evolution

Eat the herring, all beached up on the dock

Amputeagull, without legs, a gull can’t walk

Nor can he land on top of Seagull Rock

Oh, bring on the leg solution