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He only gets that idea when he does the Macarena.


How often has Al plucked his nose hairs?
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Every 27 seconds....it grows pretty fast.


Would Al agree with me if I said it would be a good idea for TBITB to all change their names to the same thing?
"How do we know you're not just as filthy, sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy, when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways?"
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No, It'd be confusing having 4 guys in his band named "Eugene".

Did Al babysit for Dr. Demento's pet alligator?
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No, but he babysat for his pet narwal.


Why did Al give Nina a wax statue of Oprah for her birthday?
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She was asking for something whale-ish.

Can Al wax Ruben's kitchen floor with his tongue?
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JEDM @ July 02, 2009 03:43 am wrote:
Can Al wax Ruben's kitchen floor with his tongue?

If by "his tongue" you mean Reuben's, then yes. If by "his tongue" you mean Al's, then no, that'd be rude. Al is a much bigger star than Reuben, and it's very impolite for big stars to do that kind of thing.

Why the :censored: can't I find any of Al's music videos at sesamestreet.org?
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Now that he's a traffic violating criminal, Sesame Street wants nothing to do with him...
Not to mention a BAD experience involving Big Bird, a base ball bat, and a black eye. Nuff said.

If I where to go kidnap Al right at this moment, how long would I go to jail for, and would it be worth it?
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You'd go to jail for 10 parsecs, long enough for you to dig to Stockholm from your jail cell.

If Al had a hammer, what would he do with it?
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JEDM @ July 03, 2009 07:27 am wrote:
If Al had a hammer, what would he do with it?

He'd go to the bars and get others hammered.

Why ain't Craigslist on Permaneant Record?
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It wasn't made of Spam then!

Should Al appear on "The Big Bunny Variety Hour"?
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